On Io... “Fireteam Houston, this is commander Zavala, you know what to do by now.” “Blah blah blah, how many times do we have to hear this recorded line?” “How about this Ares, Zavala is dead so deal with it and we got to brakion again.” Replied Challenger in response to Ares’s irritation. The team continues to the entrance of the pyramidion. “You know I wonder what would happen if we went straight through the pyramidion’s entrance how much damage would it cause?” Said Apollo. “Yeah like the vex will just let us waltz to their door mat, but why not plans are for warlocks anyways.” Replied Ares. At the pyramidion... The vex are enjoying are enjoying classical music and tea somehow. “YOLO!” The team’s Jeep blasts the Dixie horn at full volume destroying the peace and the gate into the pyramidion. The vex stop the their “tea time” and focus on killing fireteam Houston. Apollo groans as he gets up in pain from the landing. “I think we’re alive guys, uh guys? Oh wait you’re dead never mind.” Apollo kicks Challenger’s body who promptly then gets up holding Apollo by the throat. “ I’m not dead idiot, now go kill those vex as we go along with your music.” Later, the team arrives before Brakion. “I honestly didn’t think I could destroy that many vex.” Said Apollo. “Yeah maybe your bad driving skills were so terrible that you destroyed everything in your path, oh wait, that actually happened!” Replied Ares in anger to Apollo. Challenger looks at Brakion as Ares and Apollo are fighting. “Chess?” Brakion complies. Later, “You done Apollo? Alright let me catch a breath. Never mind LET’S KILL THIS-“ “Oh wait where’s Brakion?” Asked Apollo. “You guys been fighting for so long Brakion threw itself off the edge, I had played over a hundred chess matches with vex, had time to do a few gambit matches, eat a sandwich and kill some enemy factions of the Spider’s mafia.” “That long?” Said Ares. “Yes and your loot is right there.” Challenger says and gestures to the rest of the team’s loot in a burning pyre. “Come on!” Yells Apollo. Ares sighs and says “alright team lets go home and see what’s next and stuff, hopefully the current commander isn’t dead now.”