Mediocrity's Apathy? LMAO!!! You sound just like me. I had similar names for many of the guns in D2 when it launched.
Harbinger's Robes of Boredom, The Irrelevant Slingshot, Placebo's Paradise, Smoke and Mirrors Launcher, etc.
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Nice! You should make some exotics out of those with completely useless but cool sounding perks.
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Edited by blade329: 12/6/2018 11:34:19 PMLOL. Yup. I could create useless loot/perks with the best of them. The D2 launch team would have loved my ideas. The Wrecker = Instantly reload weapon whenever a one hit kill is scored on a Strike boss Super Smash = Slightly increase reload speed after 10 consecutive precision kills in the Crucible Ragnarok = Instantly Reload kinetic primary on precision kills when two or more exotic armor pieces are equipped.
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Oh boy, you'd love this thread from my original b.net account: https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/136293769/0/0