You do Cell-3, solemnly swear (or affirm) that You will faithfully execute the office of President of Offtopic, and will to the best of your ability, preserve, protect, and defend the Constitution of Offtopic?
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Cell already -blam!-ing disappeared. RIP, make it 3. Well, now we know to vote those we hate into Presidency, they’ll be out in a few days.