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10/19/2018 3:48:02 PM
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Million dollars (or pounds), but...
(Feel free to come up with your own scenarios, the more the merrier)
Option 1, FIRE IN THE NOSTRIL: Million dollars, but every time you sneeze it is the same force as a flashbang grenade. Anyone closest to the blast will be injured, but not harmed. Sneezing into your arm alleviates the blast, but is still pretty nasty. Would you take that money?
Option 2, Not the ducks!: Million dollars, but once per day, at random while walking or running, a flock of ducks will attack you and anyone near you for 6 seconds. The worst injuries you could get out of it are broken bones, scratches, or some minor hearing problems due to all the quacking. It could be while you're outside, in the car, or in an office. Once the attack has occurred, it won't have any more chances to occur until Midnight of that day. Would you take that money?
Option 3, Frankensteins fetish: Million dollars, but one of your body parts have a (25%) chance to swap with another body part for that day. For example, your arm could switch with your leg, or your heart will switch with your brain. Some of them will be relatively easy, like fingers or thumbs with toes. Others..............not so much.
And I've got nothing left.
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#Offtopic
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Option 1, my sneezes are already horrible and making them like a flash bang would be a step up.
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4 RepliesI have a question, how can folks be injured, but not hurt.......?
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Option 2. Ducks are cool. Anyone who disagrees is probably a goose or something who's jealous.
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1 ReplyAll 3 at the same time
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Option 2 combines with option 1. I can flash bang the ducks and my friends and we all get stacked [b]AND[/b] I get 2milliom dollars
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1 ReplyOption 2 is clearly the most financially savvy. All you have to do is equip yourself with the million dollars in order to kill as many ducks as you can and then you sell their meat, win win.
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Flash bang? Concussive grenade? Option one.
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No thanks
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1 Replyoption 2. nobody on these forums has ever been outside
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Definitely option 2.
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3 RepliesOption two brings back legend of Zelda memories.
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1 ReplyEdited by OldboyVicious: 10/20/2018 8:07:56 PMYou get a million dollars but anytime you are in a building, you can hear, smell, and taste the urinals and toilets, whether or not they are currently in use. If you are at an arena, event, concert, etc. you experience the same effect for porta potties within the limits of the event, even if it's an outdoor event.
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Option 2... a million dollars and a daily duck dinner. I just keep my katana handy.
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6 RepliesMillion pounds/dollars but every time you sneeze you switch gender. No specific transformation. Just poof. And it changes every time you sneeze. So if you sneeze poof. Then back again next time you sneeze.
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1 ReplyA game produced by the company where the CEO gripes about people typing, "woah" instead of, "whoa" ends up producing a game with the most grammatically -blam!- name ever.
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2 Replies[quote](Feel free to come up with your own scenarios, the more the merrier) Option 1, FIRE IN THE NOSTRIL: Million dollars, but every time you sneeze it is the same force as a flashbang grenade. Anyone closest to the blast will be injured, but not harmed. Sneezing into your arm alleviates the blast, but is still pretty nasty. Would you take that money?[/quote] I fail to see the downside.
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Honestly [spoiler]the nose[/spoiler] [spoiler]I am the best secret agent[/spoiler] [spoiler]just sneeze fam[/spoiler]
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Question: are these normal ducks or special ducks
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Edited by lepidoptera: 10/20/2018 12:34:47 AMI’ll take 1 and 2 but I’m allergic to ducks [spoiler]wait a minute doesn’t that mean I’m... [b]*ACHOOOOOO!!!*[/b][/spoiler]
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2 because I get to beat the shit out of ducks
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Option 1 seems cool
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How about we combine all three, such that you sneeze out a flock of ducks that switches your nose with your wang. A mill ain't what it used to be. :)
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Option 1: I'll use it as a defense mechanism, plus it's cool
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Ok Option one I don’t see it affecting me Option two what if I stay indoors constantly Option three id still have all the essentials to live so there’s no downside My one Millions dollars but you gotta be a test subject for future weapons of the national army.
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1 ReplyOption 2 sounds absolutely hilarious
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1 ReplyThat first one sounds fun! I'd carry pepper around and snort some so I could make dramatic exists
