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Edited by Artemis: 10/15/2018 8:40:47 PM
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Experimental Failure

The Army has been experimenting for years to come up with a liquid that will eat through anything and they finally did it. It eats through glass, stainless steel, iron,and all kinds of metal, rock and granite. Now if they could only find something to put it in.
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  • Easy they carry it in itself

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    • Okay, but for real, I read a news article about how the army had made a military-grade pizza for distribution to their soldiers. I wish I could link the article, but I don’t remember where I found it. It was rated well by some high-end pizza chef and it’s basically invincible

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      • Wait... how has it not just melted into the ground at this point?

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        • Edited by xxx: 10/14/2018 8:58:28 AM
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          LMAO [spoiler]I heard they did, it was in a politicians anal cavity.....[/spoiler]

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          • can it eat through beans, though?

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          • They would have to hire Chuck Norris to carry it for them

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          • [i]that which can eat through anything can only be vanquished by being eaten[/i] [spoiler]How come you're always such a fussy young man Don't want no Cap'n Crunch, don't want no Raisin Bran Well don't you know that other kids are starvin' in Japan So eat it, just eat it Don't want to argue, I don't want to debate Don't want to hear about what kinds of foods you hate You won't get no dessert 'till you clean off you're plate So eat it Don't you tell me you're full Just eat it, eat it Get yourself an egg and beat it Have some more chicken Have some more pie It doesn't matter If it's boiled or fried Just eat it, just eat it Just eat it, just eat it, Woo! Your table manners are a crying shame You're playing with your food, this ain't some kind of game Now, if you starve to death You'll just have yourself to blame So eat it. Just eat it. You better listen, better do as you're told You haven't even touched your tuna casserole You better chow down, or it's gonna get cold So eat it. I don't care if you're full Just eat it, eat it Open up your mouth and feed it Have some more yogurt Have some more Spam It doesn't matter if it's fresh or canned Just eat it! Eat it! Eat it! Eat it! Don't you make me repeat it! Have a banana, have a whole bunch It doesn't matter what you had for lunch Just eat it! Eat it! Eat it! Eat it! Eat it! Eat it! If it's getting cold, reheat it Have a big dinner. Have a light snack If you don't like it, you can't send it back Just eat it! Eat it! Get yourself an egg and beat it! Have some more chicken. Have some more pie It doesn't matter if it's boiled or fried Just eat it! Eat it! Don't you make me repeat it! Songwriters: Michael Jackson Eat It lyrics © Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC, Warner/Chappell Music, Inc [/spoiler]

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          • They found Pepsi's secret ingredient

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            • A crucible made of iron durite or diamond. Some the hardest stuff on earth.

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            • LOL

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            • They could put it in my ass

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            • Bump

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