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10/7/2018 7:35:42 PM
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Can you guys please give us a facial station at the tower! I need a facial!

So, not everyone gets it right the first time... some of us are to excited to take our time to make our characters properly and many people end up regretting the decision even though you can wear helmets all the time. And then... some of us just flat out weren't "sober" when we made our characters... *cough*cough*... and let me tell you right now, your characters absolutely do not glow when you get on everyday, compared to the way they glow when you eat a bunch of mushrooms... In fact your characters don't really glow at all it seems. (They should glow its really cool). So moral of the story is, don't make your character while you're tripping balls. And more importantly, don't have so much fun doing it, that you make all 3 characters in the same hour, while you're tripping balls. And don't BECOME your guardian! If you are in a crucible match and the edges of the screen aren't there anymore, and you find yourself just looking around at stuff. And every now and then your visions flashes red and you seem a little distressed and the game tells you to calm down and count backwards from 5. DON'T COUNT BACKWARDS FROM 5. You'll regret it if you do. You are reincarnated back into this strange landscape and everyone wants to punch you in the face. Other people just enjoy throwing colors at you and sharing fireworks with you but some of them physically assault you and it leaves you wondering who you really are inside and how you should probably change whatever you are doing to offend everyone. Its really life changing but probably not for the better...... or maybe it is..... who knows, anyways. Lemme change how I look :D Thaaaaaaanks P.S. - You guys should add auras, more pieces for the faces, special lights for the bottoms of sparrows that you can switch out. Light up/Roller Skating shoes like back in the 90's. TAKE MY MONEY!!!!

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