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7/31/2018 4:54:31 PM
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I have a buddy/clanmate at .67kd. Bottom 8% of the entire D2 population.
I don't know what other players are doing wrong... but he's playing better, winning more often, and having more fun since SBMM was removed.
Even had his best D2 match ever with 24 kills a few days ago.
He has told our clan numerous times that he's loving it and doesn't want it to change.
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Wow! John Kerry had an imaginary friend who wanted the government to raise his taxes when he ran fir President. Apparently it’s not only Presidential candidates who have make believe friends.
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Edited by sixcrowsilver: 7/31/2018 11:49:12 PMlol that was cute, good one champ 👍 I'm gonna let you in on something, though -- there are only 6 people in my clan. It's a verrry small clan. Would take anyone 30 seconds to find the .67 Step 1: clan roster. Step 2: destinytracker. Just in case that's too much effort, here's the work done for you... .67 overall K/D (just slightly better than you 😂). Bottom 8% of the D2 population. 51% win ratio. Since the update, this .67 K/D player has played 20 matches in Quickplay. 16 solo and, oh look, 4 with me. Weird, I thought he was make believe! .79 K/D. 13 wins and 7 losses. 65% win ratio. Highest kill count before the update was 17. Since then, has matches of 19, 19, 20, and 24. Pretty easy stuff to find. tldr; Don't let facts get in the way of being a micro dick on the internet, amirite?
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I looked your fake friend Joe up. You lie.
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Oh, so you're just not very good at the internet? Haha okay, got it👌
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No but I’m pretty good at spotting an alt account used for getting around sbmm. Funny how good old Joe always gets a dozen or so kills then starts stacking up deaths to bring his kd down and now since the uproar over this broken mm issue he’s suddenly dropping 30 kills every match. See people who are actually bad at pvp don’t get kills they just die alot. You pals alt account has always stacked up lots of kills. He just manipulated his kd to keep it low. Take your fake friend and your lies and stick them where the sun doesn’t shine sweetie.
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Yikes. Dude. This was fun at first. I thought you were just trolling me. But holy hell, you actually believe this shit? C'mon, man. If you think [url=http://www.bungie.net]this guy[/url] is an alt account, then no, you're actually pretty [i]bad[/i] at spotting an alt account... and at reading numbers, apparently, because there's literally not a single 30-kill match on the board. Look, I'm just a rando on the Bungie forums. I got clanmates... err, fake friends... at different skill levels who enjoy the change, so I posted about it. Not a big deal. Different players have different experiences (blasphemy!). But you decided to be dick, unprovoked, because... reasons? It's cool, though. You have an open invite. I'm sure you'll turn it down, because it probably goes against the rules of being 'angry internet dude'. But whatever. Anytime you want to not be a dick, hit me up and we can run some matches together. I'll even invite my "fake friend" if he's on... but he probably won't be. lol get it? Because he's "fake"! Anyway, I'm done, so you're welcome to have the last word if you want it. Pun obviously intended.
