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6/19/2018 8:16:25 PM
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Am I a bad person?
So last night my wife and I had fish, broccoli, and squash. Today, all of that hit me pretty hard so I had to drop a deuce at work. FYI: Fish, broccoli, and squash make for an absolutely horrid smell!! It was torture in that room! I may have given myself brain damage from the fumes! Anyway, I had to cut it short as a guy walked in, smelled, coughed and said out loud, “G_d🤬 it, if the lung cancer doesn’t kill me, this will!!” I laughed so hard that I could not breath!! Am I a bad person for that?
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Guess the wife is the man of the house. Own that shit and be proud that you made a grown man say that.
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No, that's hilarious. I once farted so loudly in a public bathroom that I began to laugh, and each time I laughed, I farted some more. It was a vicious cycle that lasted for about 10 minutes.
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9 RepliesBad person? no Questionable food choices? YES Squash? *vomits in mouth*
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7 RepliesOh, you are so going to hell for that, lmao!!! I laughed so hard that I actually farted, lol. Maybe after those nights, you should take a bottle of Poo-pourri and help that poor man live a bit longer, lol.
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It's called dark humour.
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1 Replywhy do you think you are a bad person for eating a questionable meal. I feel sorry for whoever used the bathroom after you
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1 ReplyI mean, I laughed reading this, so...
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2 RepliesI specifically save those ones for public restrooms. Lemme tell ye. It's summertime.
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1 ReplyYou're a -blam!-ing Satanic wildebeest for eating broccoli. My God man, why you trying to hurt your taste buds? [spoiler]just kidding I eat broccoli all day[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyYou're going to hell anyway, don't worry. All offtopians are
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3 RepliesLaughing would mean you had to breathe in extra fumes for yourself. Karma had been served.
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2 RepliesNah man, I shit my pants at a Red Robins once, tried to flush my soiled undies down the toilet, clogged and overflowed said toilet, and ran away. I'm a bad person. Also Red Robins is bad people for making such delicious burgers that make me instantly shit my pants.
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3 Replies[i]Monday is no longer cruciferous vegetable night."[/i]
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If cutting the cheese makes you a bad person, then I expect everyone who's ever stunk up the bathroom, gotten diarrhea, or even had to wear a diaper* is in the same hot brimstone boat as you. *This is pretty much everyone. No, you WEREN'T born potty trained, sorry to break it to you.
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Worse than Satan himself 😐
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2 RepliesThe irony in the second to last sentence.
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Awesome
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Absolutely not. If something that funny happens to anyone, they have a right to laugh as hard as humanly possible.
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At least you laughing got the rest out.
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You look cute today
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Its pretty funny he wither knowingly or unknowingly made a joke, like someone roasting someone else without realising
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1 ReplyYou are a bad person for making laugh in the middle of work...
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If you're like me? [spoiler][b][i][u]yes[/u][/i][/b][/spoiler]
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No, you’re not.
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That’s funny
