Someone Made A Bot Watch 1,000 hours of Olive Garden Commercials It was then told to write its own. Here's the resulting Int. Olive Garden Restaurant A group of FRIENDS laughs at a dinner table a WAITRESS comes to deliver what could be considered food WAITRESS: Pasta Nachos for you We see the Pasta nachos, they're warm and defeated FRIEND 1: The Menu is here WAITRESS: Lasagna Wings with extra Italy We see the lasagna wings, there's more Italy then necessary FRIEND 2: I shall eat Italian citizens WAITRESS: Unlimited Stick We see the stick, it is infinite, that is all FRIEND 3: Leave without me, I am home WAITRESS: Gluten Classico, from the kitchen We The Gluten Classico, We believe the WAITRESS that it is from the kitchen. There is no reason for us not to believe. FRIEND 4 says nothing FRIEND 1: What is wrong, FRIEND 4? FRIEND 4 says nothing FRIEND 1: What is wrong, FRIEND 4? FRIEND 4 smiles wide, her mouth is filled with secret soup ANNOUNCER (Wet voice): Olive Garden, When you're here you're here