The story of Destiny 2 was amazing, it left my Guardian speechless.
Why did no one show up to the party at Taniks’s house?
[spoiler]No one liked that he kneeled before no banner, obviously.[/spoiler]_____
What is the Traveler’s least favorite sport?
What did the Warmind say to the Archon? [spoiler]Aksis denied[/spoiler]_____
What do you call a Vandal with no arms?
How do you tell the difference between a Shank and a Servitor? [spoiler]Yellow numbers.[/spoiler]_____
What is Osiris’s favorite food?
[spoiler]I don’t know, ask Brother Vance.[/spoiler]_____
What do you call an overgrown Hobgoblin?
[spoiler]A strike boss.[/spoiler]_____
What do you call a resurrected Hive Worm God? [spoiler]Another strike boss.[/spoiler]_____
You know what happens why you jump-scare a Fireteam? The Titan ults, the Hunter flees, and the Warlock blinks.
Why doesn’t Savathûn take Oryx on a date?
[i](Take a moment to think about it.)[/i]
[spoiler]Because they’re sisters...[/spoiler]_____
Why doesn’t Omnigol take Crota on a date?
[spoiler]Because they’ve been dead ever since you murdered both of them.[/spoiler]_____
Why did Eris Morn leave her rock on Cayde’s table?
[spoiler]Because he’s dead.[/spoiler]_____
What did Ghost say to the Warlock gliding to safety.
Two Guardians walk into a ramen shop. The third one is disconnected.
Did you hear the joke about The Stranger? I don’t have time to explain why I don’t have time to explain.
What did Asher Mir say when you caused pandemonium among the Cabal and pulverized their commander?
*Zavala’s voice* A Red Legion message was intercepted by the Vanguard describing what we believe to be the Hellmouth on Earth’s moon. The transmission ended abruptly, but the Warlocks were able to decipher the last words of the Cabal scout as “Hive, Fallen...”
Cayde-6: Hey Banshee-43, just here to pick up that 100k Glimmer you owe me.
Banshee-44: I don’t know what you’re talking about.
[b]Feel free to post better jokes. I need more stuff to read.[/b]