Mysterious Figure : It’s not what you did Uldren that angers me, it’s who you did it to.
Uldren : Who? The blam-ing exo?
Mysterious Figure : “That “blam-ing exo”, was Cayde-6.
His friend was an associate of ours. We called him “The godslayer”.
Uldren : The godslayer?
Mysterious Figure : Well this guardian wasn’t just a godslayer, he would be the one who would be sent to kill a godslayer.
Uldren : oh.
Mysterious Figure: This guardian, is a man of focus. Commitment. And has great rng. Things you know very little about.
I once saw him kill a worm god on mars, with a spear. With a blam-ing spear.
* demonstrates on dreg *
Suddenly, he wanted a break. Fed up with the grind of course. So I gave him one last mission. A mission only he could’ve pulled of. The houses he destroyed that day formed what the Scorn is today.
And then Uldren, a few days after the DLC drops, you take his money and kill his friend Cayde-6.
Uldren : Listen okay I can make this right!
Mysterious Figure: Oh, and how will you do that?
Uldren : By finishing what I started.
Mysterious Figure: Did you hear a word I said!?
Uldren: Look man I can do this okay.
* Mysterious Figure hugs Uldren *
Mysterious Figure: The guardian will come for you. And you will do nothing because you can do nothing so get the -blam- out of my sight!
* fade to black *
Edit : thanks for making this post trending, the feedback is appreciated. In terms of the post being “long” I I put it there because it was longer than most forum posts. In hindsight, I probably should’ve left that out.
Edit 2 : I’m just removing the “long read” part. Don’t mind me.
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