You have no closed doors except for the ones to the outside. Not even the bathroom door. Naps in the middle of the day are the warmest and cuddliest experiences in the world. Sleep at night on the other hand, is nonexistent. You just get out of the shower and you already have cat hair on you, like seriously it just appears out of nowhere. You buy these expensive cat towers for them to play on, but they never climb on it and just play in the box it came in. You can meow at the perfect pitch to mimic a cat, just so you can pretend to have conversations with them.
Actually we have to close a lot of doors cause our cat likes to bite charging cords and he even cut our phone cord by chewing on it. Idk how he hasn't been electrocuted yet.