Of course crunchy wants furry porn. He at least accepts the fact that he's a beta who will never fuсk another human being, so he instead jerks off to pretend animal people who can't say no to him. Deep down he knows that if furries had a choice in the matter they'd also deny his advances which gives him some perverted erection which is bent to a near 90 degree angle due to the fact that he jerks off 20 times a day to furries. His parents honestly wake up everyday and think "what the fuсk did we do wrong?" But it's not their fault, when crunchys mom was using a dildo while she was pregnant, lead paint came off of it and ruined his developing mind. Now he just runs around dry humping animals while wearing the most cringeworthy fursuit you can imagine.
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Is this about you?
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Yes. It’s a classic.
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Lol. What prompted this?
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Just a sardonic copypasta an old acquaintance of mine wrote. I’ve been known for degenerate furry shitposting in the past.
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Lol. I see