My fellow offtopians, i come to you today, to address the issue of the election for the presidency of our fair forum.
As we proceed into the future, into our general elections, let us not forget our fallen comrades, taken by the purge. Before i continue i would lie to issue a moment of silence commemorating them.
Moving forward, we must not forget the death of God, it has been over two weeks since his final post and it is fair to assume he passed onto the next stage in his journey. Quite frankly, we must not forget his death. He was an important member of this community, and part of what made our forum the beautiful wreck it is. We shall never forget his sacrifice for our country, and i urge you members of this family to remember his family in your prayers. Especially his daughter.
I thank you fro your support of god and his family.
Now back to business.
The Candidates are
OffTopic Globalist Party: MagicSpaceKitty
OffTopic Nationalist Party: Triumphant1000
The questions are:
[quote]Where can I find my soul?
stop, stoo, or halt foul ruffian?
How would you make Halo great again?
Can you help me round up a bunch of Orcs for reasons?
Alliance or Horde?
Do you like Shrek?
Fortnite or PUBG?
Which is your favorite Halo?
Name of your closest sibling?
Will there be a weekly/monthly remembrance of 2-7 under your leadership?
Oreos or Chips Ahoy?
Hotdogs or hamburgers?
Mexican food or Chinese food?
Easy bake oven maker or left handed sandwiches?
Metallica or Pantera?
Mongol or Roman Empire.
What is your favorite song and why is it AllStar by SmashMouth?
which sequel, Megaman legends 3, or Kingdom Hearts 3?
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow(african and european)?
Left Twix or Right Twix?
Who is the greatest bungie.net user
What will you do for offtopic? Will food be involved?[/quote]
Thank to the candidates for persisting through this election. please post you answers below and denote which question you are answering.
A VP debate will happen soon
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Internally who are any of you?
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4 RepliesI’ll answer the most important ones, yes 2/7/18 will be remembered, as well as God Day/Cancer Awareness of Offtopic, and of course Porch day which is coming up, and 2. I promise to try to keep Offtopic the fun, not too toxic community we have all come to love and I will preserve this dysfunctional, but happy family, and yess there will be food
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TRIUMPH WILL TRIUMPH
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14 RepliesHow come the only person who responded isn’t even a candidate
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4 RepliesLooking at all the replies I will be surprised if Triumphant loses
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2 RepliesYeah. I tried doing a GoFundMe for the American Cancer Society in God’s memory, but no one donated. In any case, Good luck to both candidates.
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3 RepliesMagic Space Kitty! please
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1 ReplyTriumphant
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1 Reply#triumphant
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1 Reply#Triumph2018
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1 ReplyTriumphant for president 2018!
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3 RepliesHello. For those who don’t know, I’m kind of a newbie around here. Could somebody give me a rundown of who what when where and why the elections are? Thanks. [spoiler][b][u][i]B8ed.[/i][/u][/b][/spoiler]
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1 ReplyTriumphant will Triumph
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1 Reply
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2 RepliesTRIUMPHANT FOR PREZ
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1 ReplyI’m gonna vote for my friend Triumphant
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9 RepliesFor now I’ll just say the greatest bungie users were Xonrad and God, my favorite current one is too hard to say, love you all
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The Slimy one has liked some of my posts. Will this be the return of the king?
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3 RepliesQ) Where can I find my soul? A) In your true self. Q) stop, stoo, or halt foul ruffian? A) I don't really give a sh*t. Q) How would you make Halo great again? A) By playing Reach. Q) Can you help me round up a bunch of Orcs for reasons? A) WHAT ARE WE WAITING AROUND HERE FOR? LET'S [b]GOOO[/b]OOoo°°•• Q) Alliance or Horde? A) Independent Q) Do you like Shrek? A) Is it because I'm an ogre? Q) Fortnite or PUBG? A) Fortnite. Q) Which is your favorite Halo? A) In terms in gameplay, Reach. But as in all time, Halo: Combat Evolved. I was lucky enough to enjoy all night battle royal lan parties. The crazy battles, shenanigans, and (especially) the trash talking we would do. Not only was it a blast to play but I have so many great memories from it. Q) Name of your closest sibling? A) In terms of distance or closeness? Q) Will there be a weekly/monthly remembrance of 2-7 under your leadership? A) Nope. Q) Oreos or Chips Ahoy? A) Both. At the same time. 😎 Q) Hotdogs or hamburgers? A) Cheeseburgers. Q) Mexican food or Chinese food? A) Both, [spoiler]not at the same time. Weirdo. 😜 [/spoiler] Q) Easy bake oven maker or left handed sandwiches? A) Let them eat sandwiches made of cake. Q) Metallica or Pantera? A) Pantera. [spoiler]Easy[/spoiler] Q) Mongol or Roman Empire. A) Aztec. Q) What is your favorite song and why is it AllStar by SmashMouth? A) Because it's just that damn good. Q) which sequel, Megaman legends 3, or Kingdom Hearts 3? A) Kingdom Hearts 3. Q) What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow(african and european)? A) Fast. Like, really fast. Like, swishing sounds fast. Q) Left Twix or Right Twix? A) Whichever one I eat first. Q) Who is the greatest bungie.net user A) Some guy. Q) What will you do for offtopic? Will food be involved? A) I promise that I won't change for anyone and pot lucks.
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1 ReplyI vote.... for the bottle of doctor pepper... that is in my hand...
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[spoiler]Spiderman Dies[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]*Activates Nuke for no reason*[/spoiler]
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Lok'tar ogar mutha 🅱️itches
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#WyomingforWritein