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4/7/2018 2:04:10 PM
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Anyone got some good jokes?
I need something to make me laugh. Sitting in a hairdresser waiting for my turn is quite boring.
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Why do hairdressers get there before you? [spoiler]they know all the shortcuts [/spoiler]
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What's the difference between Rick Grimes and the Earth. [spoiler]The earth still has a sun[/spoiler] What's Glenn's favorite food. [spoiler]Popeyes[/spoiler] You'll only understand if you watch the Walking Dead.
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13 RepliesForgive me father for I have sinned I’m 92 years old I have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many children and grandchildren.yesterday I picked up 2 college girls hitchhiking.we drove to a motel and I had sex three times with each of them. Priest.”are you sorry for your sins?” Man”what sins?” Priest “what kind of catholic are you?” Man “I’m Jewish” Priest “well why are you telling me this”? Man”I’m 92 years old...I’m telling everybody.
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Communism
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1 ReplyYeah. Destiny 2 actually being a fun and or good game.
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Sadly this post will be taking down as soon as there’s a good joke such is the way with dark humor and this forum
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Dark jokes are like food [spoiler]Not everybody gets it[/spoiler] [spoiler]pls no ban it’s a joke[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesUr mom [spoiler]but really[/spoiler] [spoiler]ha u thought[/spoiler] [spoiler]but srsly[/spoiler] [spoiler]just kidding[/spoiler] [spoiler]but actually[/spoiler] [spoiler]nevermind[/spoiler] [spoiler]really hecked up[/spoiler] [spoiler]the joke I mean[/spoiler] [spoiler]like seriously[/spoiler] [spoiler]if you want it I’ll pm you[/spoiler] [spoiler]just let me know[/spoiler] [spoiler]i gotchu[/spoiler] [spoiler]im bored too[/spoiler]
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Edited by KingOfGames: 4/8/2018 7:36:32 AMLife. [spoiler]Get it?[/spoiler] [spoiler]No?[/spoiler] [spoiler][u][i][b]You weren't supposed to anyway.[/b][/i][/u][/spoiler]
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Edited by Cell-3: 4/8/2018 5:31:05 AMFound one written on the board in the physics classroom. This is the best one I’ve come across: “You’d think that taking the shell off of a snail would make it faster, but it actually makes it more sluggish.”
