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OFFICIAL OFFTOPIC ELECTION SECOND DEBATE

Sorry for the delay, i've been previously occupied so here we go List of current candidates. in no particular order. [i]Gladlin, Agent Smith, magicspacekitty, Kittimu. Liam_Gue, Pÿritë, DanFamSAVAGE29, LegalDealin, Darth Turtle, TheRealBillyMays ,Triumphant1000, Servanious 2-7[/i] The Bright Lord pm'd me and told me he wasn't going to run anymore so he was dropped from the list. The questions are below. [i] How many farts does it take to suffocate a full grown Human? What is the airspeed velocity of a swallow? What do you do when you are alone? What will you do to improve off topic? Thoughts on the Canadian Maple Syrup Embargo? How does one properly eat a turnip? If you could erase one post from offtopic what would it have been? If you could bring back one casualty of the purge who would it be? Star Wars or Marvel? What is the proper response to political posts? Should ninja/moderators reply more often? Beef or Chicken? Chick-Fil-A vs. McDonalds? Should we tolerate the growing Demogorgon population? IF you could do one thing to help others, what would you do? Why should we vote for you? [/i] These questions where written in part by me and many members of this community. Please respond with your answers below and please denote as to which question you are answering HoTh,

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  • [quote] [i] How many farts does it take to suffocate a full grown Human? What is the airspeed velocity of a swallow? What do you do when you are alone? What will you do to improve off topic? Thoughts on the Canadian Maple Syrup Embargo? How does one properly eat a turnip? If you could erase one post from offtopic what would it have been? If you could bring back one casualty of the purge who would it be? Star Wars or Marvel? What is the proper response to political posts? Should ninja/moderators reply more often? Beef or Chicken? Chick-Fil-A vs. McDonalds? Should we tolerate the growing Demogorgon population? IF you could do one thing to help others, what would you do? Why should we vote for you? [/i][/quote] 1. About 294 2. 2 3. Ur mom lmao 4. Erase all the desticles 5. Syrup makes me sick so nothing 6. Shove it down your throat and hope for the best 7. Probably some dumb political post 8. Mad Max 9. That's a tough one, but imma say Marvel on this one 10. "You are mother gay" 11. Na 12. Chicken 13. Chick-fil-a 14. Yes 15. Yes 16. Well I'm not qualified, [i]but[/i] I have free beer and I'm really cool

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  • Two questions. How would they respond to another purge. And second, how would they respond to another war?

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    • Edited by DarkEraser: 3/22/2018 5:23:20 AM
      How many farts does it take to suffocate a full grown Human? [u]About 480.[/u] What is the airspeed velocity of a swallow? [u]300[/u] What do you do when you are alone? [u]Nothing but do weird shit.[/u] What will you do to improve off topic? [u][b]Erase DeeJ and separate from Activision.[/u] Thoughts on the Canadian Maple Syrup Embargo? [u]None.[/u] How does one properly eat a turnip? [u]Chop it into pieces and cook it.[/u] If you could erase one post from offtopic what would it have been? [u]Cringy dumb shit from [b]a special someone.[/b][/u] If you could bring back one casualty of the purge who would it be? [u]None.[/u] Star Wars or Marvel? [u]Neither.[/u] What is the proper response to political posts? [u]"Lol all ur grannies trannies."[/u] Should ninja/moderators reply more often? [u]No, stay away from them. Unless they're cool.[/u] Beef or Chicken? [u]Steak.[/u] Chick-Fil-A vs. McDonalds? [u]Chick-Fil-A[/u] Should we tolerate the growing Demogorgon population? [u]Yes.[/u] IF you could do one thing to help others, what would you do? [u]It's a secret.[/u] Why should we vote for you? [u]I don't even have time to explain why I don't have any reasons to explain why. I [b]erase[/b] people and things from [b]existence.[/b][/u]

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      • Edited by Tri1k: 3/21/2018 9:50:32 PM
        [quote] [i] How many farts does it take to suffocate a full grown Human? What is the airspeed velocity of a swallow? What do you do when you are alone? What will you do to improve off topic? Thoughts on the Canadian Maple Syrup Embargo? How does one properly eat a turnip? If you could erase one post from offtopic what would it have been? If you could bring back one casualty of the purge who would it be? Star Wars or Marvel? What is the proper response to political posts? Should ninja/moderators reply more often? Beef or Chicken? Chick-Fil-A vs. McDonalds? Should we tolerate the growing Demogorgon population? IF you could do one thing to help others, what would you do? Why should we vote for you?[/quote] 1.5 45 Cri cuz I have no fwiends :( Try to get the people lost in the purge back We need to take force to end it Caress it’s body softly then sink your teeth into it Some political posts Xonrad or Wookiee on Crack [spoiler]RIP[/spoiler] Star Wars Downvote and move on Yes [spoiler]you are awesome Crypto 👍[/spoiler] Depends if the chicken has BBQ Chick Fil A That’s a big word so they must be smart but my boi Karl Marx’s is one End poverty and fix lagggggg— *lags out* Because I’ve got cookies of course

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          • As the presiding Emperor of OffTopic, I will entertain the idea of this farce no longer. The answer to all the questions is [spoiler]42[/spoiler] I. Will [u]allow[/u] a president as long as she/he/attackhelicopter/it bows before me. You’re welcome. Winning.

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            • I’d guess around 2-32. It all depends on who is farting and who is beim suffocated European or African Cry, well not actually. Play Skyrim, learn about video game lore and check these forums Try to bring back old members,try to convince bungie to remove the part where you have to play destiny to get here. I’ll try at least. I’ll also make it so I’m not the only one in power. Power corrupts. I need to distribute the power and make a better democracy. I think Canadian maple syrup is great. I don’t know. Use a spoon I guess The one where many great legends said they where leaving. They made this place great and we need them back I honestly don’t know. I haven’t been here enough. I’d probably bring back the ones offtopic Supports through a vote. The better question is marvel or dc. Marvel makes star war comics because they are both owned by Disney If there honest and are thinking of both sides, answer kindly and honestly. If they are being jerks or just not considering both sides, watch from the shadows to learn and observe. That’s how I have been acting after the purge, watching from the shadows, always learning always adapting Well ninjas jobs are to Ban and destroy inappropriate post, so I find that they need to stay in the shadows. Moderators do need to respond more often, this is there place they need to rightly and kindly govern, becoming people’s friends and ally not there Enemy. Chicken Neither. I haven’t had chick-fil-A a lot and I hate McDonald’s Yes. Unless they do harm to us this is a free offtopic Become a time traveling space ambassador and work out the worlds problems through charm and mind control. But honestly, I won’t really help governments, but the innocent civilians under there control The actual answer is why shouldn’t you vote for me. I will improve offtopic, get the purge removed, and make this place a better democracy

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              • [i] How many farts does it take to suffocate a full grown Human? [quote]Honestly depends on the person and the fart. I’d say 1-2 should be enough for a competent person [/quote] What is the airspeed velocity of a swallow? [quote]African Or European [/quote] What do you do when you are alone? [quote]Peel off my turtle mask and relish in how I’ve deceived you.[/quote] What will you do to improve off topic? [quote]I want to regulate Political posts, hopefully move them toward more civilized conversation and discussion. I personally enjoy political debates but they aren’t fun when they got toxic. I want to make shitposts great again, and implement a system of training for shitposters. My main goal will to recreate the sense of community this place once had. [/quote] Thoughts on the Canadian Maple Syrup Embargo? [quote]Its disgusting all people deserve the sweet gold that is maple syrup [/quote] How does one properly eat a turnip? [quote]Cut up with hummus [/quote] If you could erase one post from offtopic what would it have been? [quote]The cereal -blam!-ing one [/quote] If you could bring back one casualty of the purge who would it be? [quote]Xronad, Rest In Peace my friend...[/quote] Star Wars or Marvel? [quote]This should be obvious [spoiler]Its marvel [spoiler]I’m kidding [/spoiler][/spoiler] [/quote] What is the proper response to political posts? [quote]A well thought out argument with evidence and fact to back it up. Or a copy pasta...Either one is good[/quote] Should ninja/moderators reply more often? [quote]Yeah many of them are actually pretty cool. Would go a long way to making this place feel like a community [/quote] Beef or Chicken? [quote]That depends entirely on how swole you are [/quote] Chick-Fil-A vs. McDonalds?[quote]Neither[/quote] Should we tolerate the growing Demogorgon population?[quote]Demogorgons are people too you bigoted [url=http://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godwin%27s_law]-godwinslaw!-[/url] REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE[/quote] IF you could do one thing to help others, what would you do?[quote]Help them [/quote] Why should we vote for you[quote]I ah w experience leading a community of offtopic. That’s something only Triumphant100 has as well. However I believe Triumphant100 would be a great community person. I think he’d serve better as a member of The cabinet then President. The presidency requires a ruthlessness I Alone possess. Also I’m a Sith Lord that will hunt down anyone who doesn’t vote for me. [/quote]

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              • [quote]How many farts does it take to suffocate a full grown Human?[/quote] Hmmmm.....not sure. Maybe we can experiment with convicts on death row to find out? [quote]What is the airspeed velocity of a swallow?[/quote] What do you mean? African or European? [quote]What do you do when you are alone?[/quote] Star gaze, play video games, watch movies, run for about two miles. [quote]What will you do to improve off topic?[/quote] We need more Flat Earth trolls. I would encourage Peach to take on an apprentice so that the legacy of Krishna’s Prophet May live on! We also need Rick Rolls to return. We have lost our “gotcha” mojo, and this is unacceptable. [quote]Thoughts on the Canadian Maple Syrup Embargo?[/quote] It needs to end. Maple Syrup almost makes up for the fact that Canada gave us Justin Bieber. [quote]How does one properly eat a turnip?[/quote] Throw it in the trash. [quote]If you could erase one post from offtopic what would it have been?[/quote] Free speech is important to me so....none of them. [quote]If you could bring back one casualty of the purge who would it be?[/quote] Oh God, that is tough. We lost so many it is hard to choose from them. I do miss Max. Yeah he was staunch liberal and loved to post negativity about President Trump, but he had REALLY GOOD baseball posts. [quote]Star Wars or Marvel?[/quote] With the exception of TLJ, Star Wars. I love the Marvel movies, but I grew up on Star Wars. #lukelives [quote]What is the proper response to political posts?[/quote] If you don’t like them, move along. No one forced you to read them. If you want to engage, do so. [quote]Should ninja/moderators reply more often?[/quote] Meh, this is tricky. Sure it would be nice to hear from them every once in a while to remind us that they are still human, but at the same time, should they get more involved it could put their integrity into question. I would have to go with, no. [quote]Beef or Chicken?[/quote] Whatever is put in front of me. [quote]Chick-Fil-A vs. McDonalds?[/quote] Chick-Fil-A all day, baby!! [quote]Should we tolerate the growing Demogorgon population?[/quote] Only until they attack us. [quote]IF you could do one thing to help others, what would you do?[/quote] Be the hero they deserve. [quote]Why should we vote for you?[/quote] Because reasons!! [quote]These questions where written in part by me and many members of this community. Please respond with your answers below and please denote as to which question you are answering HoTh,[/quote] Thank you to everyone who submitted a question. I was very thrilled to answer them. No matter what, you folks are amazing.

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                • [quote]How many farts does it take to suffocate a full grown Human?[/quote] One can be enough [quote]What is the airspeed velocity of a swallow?[/quote] About as fast as a swallow [quote]What do you do when you are alone?[/quote] Cry [quote]What will you do to improve off topic?[/quote] Less politics, more memes [quote]Thoughts on the Canadian Maple Syrup Embargo?[/quote] That's politics. [i][b][u]REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!![/u][/b][/i] [quote]How does one properly eat a turnip?[/quote] With your mouth [quote]If you could erase one post from offtopic what would it have been?[/quote] All posts are great [quote]If you could bring back one casualty of the purge who would it be?[/quote] Recon... *sniff* [quote]Star Wars or Marvel?[/quote] Star Wars. "You're a wizard, Harry." -Doctor Who (Starfleet Captain) [quote]What is the proper response to political posts?[/quote] SkIdDaDLe SKaDoOdLe... [quote]Should ninja/moderators reply more often?[/quote] Affirmative [quote]Beef or Chicken?[/quote] Beef [quote]Chick-Fil-A vs. McDonalds?[/quote] Chick-Fil-A [quote]Should we tolerate the growing Demogorgon population?[/quote] Build a big, beautiful wall all around the Upside-Down. [quote]IF you could do one thing to help others, what would you do?[/quote] Give them money, cause I have none to give. [quote]Why should we vote for you?[/quote] My mommy says I'm special.

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                  • Edited by Liam_the_Censor: 3/21/2018 8:41:30 PM
                    [quote]Sorry for the delay, i've been previously occupied so here we go List of current candidates. in no particular order. [i]Gladlin, Agent Smith, magicspacekitty, Kittimu. Liam_Gue, Pÿritë, DanFamSAVAGE29, LegalDealin, Darth Turtle, TheRealBillyMays ,Triumphant1000, Servanious 2-7[/i] The Bright Lord pm'd me and told me he wasn't going to run anymore so he was dropped from the list. The questions are below. [i] How many farts does it take to suffocate a full grown Human? What is the airspeed velocity of a swallow? What do you do when you are alone? What will you do to improve off topic? Thoughts on the Canadian Maple Syrup Embargo? How does one properly eat a turnip? If you could erase one post from offtopic what would it have been? If you could bring back one casualty of the purge who would it be? Star Wars or Marvel? What is the proper response to political posts? Should ninja/moderators reply more often? Beef or Chicken? Chick-Fil-A vs. McDonalds? Should we tolerate the growing Demogorgon population? IF you could do one thing to help others, what would you do? Why should we vote for you? [/i] These questions where written in part by me and many members of this community. Please respond with your answers below and please denote as to which question you are answering HoTh,[/quote] 75 farts. 24 mph. Whatever I do when I’m not alone. Regulate political posts, establish annual Offtopic Hunger Games, promote penis polls and Rick Rolls, and give out free beer and cookies. A foolish act, how can one enjoy their breakfast without maple syrup native to Canada? Anarchy will soon come to our nation if it is not stopped. Inside out. Any MadMax political post. Xronrad. Is that even a question? Star Wars, though I am a fan of both. Depends. If someone is trashing your beliefs without reason, trash them back. If they want to have a reasonable conversation, have a reasonable conversation. And if all else fails, label it b8 and r8 it 0/8 m8. Yes, I offered free beer and none of them replied to the post! Chicken, we wouldn’t have Chick-Fil-A without it. See answer above. No, we must wipe out Viceroy Gunra- I mean we should be watchful of the demogorgons as they are known to dab on the haters. I would give them wisdom so as to help them make good choices that will lead to success. I would encourage Rick Rolls, penis polls etc, anything that is funny and not toxic. I would establish annual Hunger Games for the enjoyment of all! B8 for #Density shall be used strategically for maximum effect instead of all out war. I shall allow enlistment for the Downvote Brigade to discourage political posts. And I also give free cookies and beer to those who vote for me! I shall be president, DEUS VULT!!!

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                    • Edited by Kittimu: 3/21/2018 7:57:31 PM
                      How many farts does it take to suffocate a full grown Human? [b]Not sure. Technically they’re breathable, but why would you want to?[/b] What is the airspeed velocity of a swallow? [b] Between 24 and 40 mph. The sites I checked varied a little. [/b] What do you do when you are alone? [b]Yell at strangers on the internet.[/b] What will you do to improve off topic? [b]Over-explain stuff, probably. I have a lot of useless information.[/b] Thoughts on the Canadian Maple Syrup Embargo? [b]I don’t think I have any. Sounds like dramatic politics news. I hate dramatic politics news.[/b] How does one properly eat a turnip? [b]Either cut it into really thin slices and be fancy, or just eat it like an apple. Or you could put it in a soup. But then again you probably don’t like turnips so... N/A. [/b] If you could erase one post from offtopic what would it have been? [b]Probably one of those really catastrophic political posts. Sucks that I only get one.[/b] If you could bring back one casualty of the purge who would it be? [b]ShadowThief.[/b] Star Wars or Marvel? [b]Both, but I prefer Marvel.[/b] What is the proper response to political posts? [b]A Rick Roll cleverly disguised as a Trump interview. [/b] Should ninja/moderators reply more often? [b]Yes.[/b] Beef or Chicken? [b]Beef. Why? Because you can’t make chicken burgers. Well, you can, but they'd suck.[/b] Chick-Fil-A vs. McDonalds? [b]McDonalds has good ice cream and breakfasts. So them I guess.[/b] Should we tolerate the growing Demogorgon population? [b]No.[/b] IF you could do one thing to help others, what would you do? [b]Within what reason, though?[/b] Why should we vote for you? [b]The question you should be asking is, Why not?[/b]

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                        • Edited by Servanious: 3/21/2018 7:52:16 PM
                          [quote] How many farts does it take to suffocate a full grown Human? 100. What is the airspeed velocity of a swallow? 11 meters per second. What do you do when you are alone? You don’t want to know. What will you do to improve off topic? Increase the production of memes. Thoughts on the Canadian Maple Syrup Embargo? The embargo must be removed at all costs. How does one properly eat a turnip? You cram the whole thing in your mouth. Bonus points if the family of the turnip watches you do it. If you could erase one post from offtopic what would it have been? I honestly don’t know. If you could bring back one casualty of the purge who would it be? TheRedSpade Star Wars or Marvel? Warhammer 40k, actually. What is the proper response to political posts? No u. Should ninja/moderators reply more often? Implying that they would want to reply more often. Beef or Chicken? Beef. Chick-Fil-A vs. McDonalds? McDonalds. Should we tolerate the growing Demogorgon population? No, as I’d prefer my face to NOT be gnawed off. IF you could do one thing to help others, what would you do? Help cheer them up, if I can. Why should we vote for you. Because I’m awesome, that’s why. (Plus the money that may or may not accidentally be sent to my voters.) [/quote]

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