I'm really tired of eating noodles that we need a McDonald's in the tower for some delicious Crota fries with a Cabal size Pepsi 9000.
I don't care if cows are extinct in the future, I want fallen burgers now!!!
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It’s too difficult to make content, no way they could make burgers not even a value meal cheeseburger
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[b]McDonald’s Grand Opening At the Tower:[/b] *A Warlock walks to McDonalds. In the back, he sees Sweeper Bot doing his daily rounds in his uniform.* *When the warlock walks inside, he sees Lord Shaxx unpacking a box of fresh Vandal quarter patties, as he puts them on the grill.* Warlock: “Lord Shaxx, is tha—“ Shaxx: “DON’T say another word....unless you’re ordering, leave me to my work.” Warlock: “Ok?.... But shouldn’t you be Overseeing a crucible match; also, why are you making burgers at McDonald’s?....” Shaxx: “I’ll tell you why Warlock; it’s because the Guardians of the last city lost the drive to support the city. The number of Strike operations have declined, less scouts willing to patrol the EDZ, less supplies coming in, and worse of all, MY CRUCIBLE IS EMPTY!!. I get reports about a “Uriel’s Gift” tearing up the battlefield. Now, would you like to order something?” Warlock: Well, can I get the #4? Shaxx: “Ahh, the Chef’s Special. It’s been a while since anyone has ordered that...” Warlock: “How come?...” Shaxx: “Ever since the FDA was dropped, we’ve been allowed to serve up all kinds of crazy food— some delicious, and some, not so much...” Warlock: “Does the #4 come in Beef?” Shaxx: “Sorry Warlock; These are bad times indeed. With the guardian population declining we have resort to other sources of food... Fallen. Let me go fix your food.” Warlock: “Wait, did you say Falle—“ *Shaxx releases a live Captain from the deep freezer ready to attack* *As it rushes towards the warlock, Shaxx pulls out his Raze Lighter from the counter. He uses Phoenix Uppercut and butchers the captain* Shaxx: “Here you go Guardian. Two Flame-broiled House Of Kings flat iron sections on two slices of sourdough bread with fresh lettuce, mayonnaise, tomatoes, caramelized onions, and grilled mushrooms. That’ll be 30 Silver, if you don’t mind.” Warlock: “Uh, do you take Glimmer?” Shaxx:“Sorry Guardian. Ever since the Depression, the value of Glimmer has gone down drastically across the solar system. Seems that silver is the new Gold.”
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I'll take a veggie burger man! With avocado.
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Edited by Shreem: 3/16/2018 12:14:11 AM"Welcome to Guardian Burger, what can I get you?" "Hello, yes, I'll take some medium sized Fallen Fries, Two Cabal-sized Ghaul-burgers grilled Valus style with Calus-salad, a small pack of hive-nuggets and a vex-milkshake. Oh and do you still have those Traveller-toys? With a surprise ghost inside? Yeah one of those for my daughter, please." "That'll be 29.99 glimmer, sir"
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Hooters would be nice
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Edited by Lord Yoink N Bag: 3/17/2018 4:13:49 PMYukk My guardian does not eat that sh1t!! Ill eat at a restaurant owned and operated by tower locals.
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They actually moved this to feedback. Lol
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An in game McDonald's might actually get Luke Smith to play this game!
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And a vex milk shake
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In the future, McDonalds got banned for making junk food, though calling it food is abit of a stretch!
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Edited by IllDIDDYDONUT: 3/16/2018 6:28:00 PMwe also need a kfc burger king subway star buck's a cinema a parking lot for the sparrows toilets and a kinder guardian changing room
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#Feedback'd again
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The secrets of the Big Mac were lost during the Collapse.
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Do guardians poop?
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My guardian hasn't eaten in almost 4 years, not going to start now.
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#burgerking
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[quote]I'm really tired of eating noodles that we need a McDonald's in the tower[/quote] You obviously haven't eaten real Ramen, lol.
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Just go to new monarchy, they're part of the Mcdonalds food chain, just look at them, theres red and yellow all over!
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Well, we all know who will be first in line when it's released [quote]See, Destiny is like food.....[/quote]
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Like the idea [spoiler]but bungie will make Tess run the place[/spoiler]
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I draw the line at eliksni meat.
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Bungies marketing team will be onto this. In-game burger eating for a small microtransaction.
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Chic Filet all day
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Nah.. what we need is a KFC and a water melon stand for all who fled the farm...
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Muted for liking Pepsi. Jk