[quote]Boxers or briefs?[/quote]
Is it hot or cold outside?
[quote]how to end the console wars, with special attention on compromise/cross play and exclusives.[/quote]
Let PS and Xbox people play together. Nintendo can do whatever they want.
[quote]Who wore it better, slim slimy or the koolaid man?[/quote]
Slimy. Definitely slimy.
[quote]How to be the very best, like no one ever was?[/quote]
If big Tony would do what I told him to, there wasn't gonna be anyone else [i]to[/i] be better than me...[quote]Why doesn't my dog like me?[/quote]
You've probably been petting other dogs, you cheater!
[quote]The ethics and macroeconomics of the perfect Rick Roll?[/quote]
A perfect Rickroll must never give up or let down, clown around, or desert the victim.
[quote]Whether or not the post below this is super gey?[/quote]
It haz the BIG GEY!
[quote]The moral compromise behind a good shitpost?[/quote]
If said post even has morals, the answer is [b][u][i]C O V F E F E[/i][/u][/b]
[quote]Toast: butter on top or bottom?[/quote]
Both
[quote]Swiggity swesticle, do they know the resticle?[/quote]
OUT OF OUR KINGDOM, FOUL BEAST! [b][u]D E U S V U L T ![/u][/b]
[quote]Is it a trap and how to deal with it?[/quote]
It's a trap. Deploy smoke screen and autistic screeching.
[quote]Which zodiac is the true lord of the dance?[/quote]
You are the dancing queen, only age of seventeen...
[quote]Economic policies affecting a rectangular earth?[/quote]
The earth is a velociraptor. What are you talking about?
[quote]Is there anything currently wrong with off topic?[/quote]
Illegal immigrants from #Dentistry.
[quote]If so how would you fix it?[/quote]
WE AH GOING... TO BUILD... A WAAAAAAHL!
[quote]And would you marry someone twice your age for 1 million dollars?[/quote]
Short-term gratification versus long-term satisfaction. No, I would not.
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DEUS VULT! WE SHALL RECLAIM OFFTOPIC!!!!!! DEUS VULT!!!!