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The Official First Debate Post!

[i]Confirmed candidates (in no particular order) Gladlin, The Bright Lord, Agent Smith, magicspacekitty, Kittimu. Liam_Gue, Pÿritë, DanFamSAVAGE29, LegalDealin, Darth Turtle, TheRealBillyMays ,Triumphant1000, Servanious 2-7[/i] You all will answer the questions bellow and give your pitch as to why you should be president. the questions are. [i]Boxers or briefs? how to end the console wars, with special attention on compromise/cross play and exclusives. Who wore it better, slim slimy or the koolaid man? How to be the very best, like no one ever was? Why doesn't my dog like me? The ethics and macroeconomics of the perfect Rick Roll? Whether or not the post below this is super gey? The moral compromise behind a good shitpost? Toast: butter on top or bottom? Swiggity swesticle, do they know the resticle? Is it a trap and how to deal with it? Which zodiac is the true lord of the dance? Economic policies affecting a rectangular earth? Is there anything currently wrong with off topic? If so how would you fix it? And would you marry someone twice your age for 1 million dollars?[/i] A few house keeping rules, post your answers in the comments, and identify which question is coincides with. With this, let the first debate begin!

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  • [quote]Boxers or briefs?[/quote] Boxer briefs. [quote]how to end the console wars, with special attention on compromise/cross play and exclusives.[/quote] Excellent question. Honestly, the only way I see the console wars ending is if the big three (Sony, Microsoft, and Nintendo) go into a joint venture to create the ultimate console, bringing all of their tech experience to bare. Each company would still retain their profits from their own IPs but would have an equal share in any game they develop together. [quote]Who wore it better, slim slimy or the koolaid man?[/quote] Slim Slimy all day long. [quote]How to be the very best, like no one ever was?[/quote] Be yourself. You are already the best you that will ever be. [quote]Why doesn't my dog like me?[/quote] Because bitches be crazy [quote]The ethics and macroeconomics of the perfect Rick Roll?[/quote] I have written an extensive piece on this comprised of weeks of research in the fields of economics, sociology, psychology, religious studies, political science, and quantum physics to answer this question. Link [url=https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ]here[/url]. [quote]Whether or not the post below this is super gey?[/quote] I will leave the disparaging of political opponents’ characters to the POTUS. [quote]The moral compromise behind a good shitpost?[/quote] In all seriousness, given my real life profession, as long as it does not involve dead babies, children, or r@pe victims, post anything you like. [quote]Toast: butter on top or bottom?[/quote] F___ butter!! Soak that thing in honey!! [quote]Swiggity swesticle, do they know the resticle?[/quote] Be gone from here Desticle! [quote]Is it a trap and how to deal with it?[/quote] According to the great Admiral Ackbar (May the Force ever be with him), it IS a trap! To deal with it, you must move as close as you can and engage those Star Destroyers at point blank range. Now, at that close range, you won’t last long, but you will last longer than you will against that Death Star and you might just take a few of them with you. Once your ground forces have laid waste to an entire legion of the Emperor’s best troops with the aid of spear wielding teddy bears and blown the Death Star’s ground based shield generator, commence attack on the Death Star’s main reactor. If you need to buy your fighters more time to destroy it, give the order to concentrate all fire on that Super Star Destroyer, but in reality only send three A-Wing class fighters. Two to disable the bridge deflector shield, and the last to make a kamikaze run on the bridge using his last breath to shout a battle cry so fearsome and controversial, the movie editors cut it to just “AAAA!” What was that devastating battle cry? ALLAHU ACKBAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR!!!! [quote]Which zodiac is the true lord of the dance?[/quote]Ares!!!!! [quote]Economic policies affecting a rectangular earth?[/quote] Just cut the corners. It’ll be fine. [quote]Is there anything currently wrong with off topic?[/quote] Absent friends killed off in the Second Great Purge. We will never forget. [quote]If so how would you fix it?[/quote] Remind Bungie that we are still here. Remind D2 and FEEDBACK that we are still here. We go forward and continue our battles against these Meme forsaken heathens and continue our fight in names of our lost brothers and sisters! Let them know that we will never forget!! [quote]And would you marry someone twice your age for 1 million dollars?[/quote] Already married, so no. However, if I was single, there would have to be more than just money involved. I would have to genuinely love that 66-68 year old bat. I hope these answers helped. No matter who wins, I love all of you guys.

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