[i]Confirmed candidates (in no particular order)
Gladlin, The Bright Lord, Agent Smith, magicspacekitty, Kittimu. Liam_Gue, Pÿritë, DanFamSAVAGE29, LegalDealin, Darth Turtle, TheRealBillyMays ,Triumphant1000, Servanious 2-7[/i]
You all will answer the questions bellow and give your pitch as to why you should be president.
the questions are.
[i]Boxers or briefs?
how to end the console wars, with special attention on compromise/cross play and exclusives.
Who wore it better, slim slimy or the koolaid man?
How to be the very best, like no one ever was?
Why doesn't my dog like me?
The ethics and macroeconomics of the perfect Rick Roll?
Whether or not the post below this is super gey?
The moral compromise behind a good shitpost?
Toast: butter on top or bottom?
Swiggity swesticle, do they know the resticle?
Is it a trap and how to deal with it?
Which zodiac is the true lord of the dance?
Economic policies affecting a rectangular earth?
Is there anything currently wrong with off topic?
If so how would you fix it?
And would you marry someone twice your age for 1 million dollars?[/i]
A few house keeping rules, post your answers in the comments, and identify which question is coincides with.
With this, let the first debate begin!
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Edited by FdYAcsoyPKN83gLE: 9/22/2019 2:08:37 PMSNOW WHITE SHALL SLEEP FOREVER WHEN SHE TOUCHES A SHITPOST! BAHAHA!
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These are the truest questions
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1 ReplyEdited by Abe: 3/7/2018 11:35:14 PMWhat Edit: [i]Boxers or Briefs?[/i] -Boxer Briefs [i]How to end the console war?[/i] -Everybody plays PC [i]Who wore it better, Slim Slimy or Kool-Aid Man?[/i] -Stupid meme [i]How to be the very best, like no one ever was?[/i] -Capture every Bakugan [i]Why doesn't my dog like me?[/i] -Probably because you don't feed it [i]Macroeconomics of a Rick Roll?[/i] -Find a new meme. This isn't 2013 (how does macroeconomics work there any way?) [i]Is the post under this super gay?[/i] -In all probability, the post under this gay [i]Moral Compromise in a shitpost?[/i] -There need be no compromise. Just let bad shitposts die [i]Butter on toast on top or bottom?[/i] -The position of the butter doesn't matter [i]Swiggity Swesticle, do you know the resticle?[/i] -Swiggity Swesticle? How old are you? [i]Is it a trap, and how do you deal with it?[/i] -Is 'It' a trap? Only if It's a dude. Ostricise it. [i]What Zodiac is the true lord of dance?[/i] -Gemini [i]Economic Policies impacting rectangular Earth?[/i] -Yes [i]Is there anything wrong w/off topic[/i] -Yes [i]How would you solve it?[/i] -Ban everyone that does the stupid thing where they keep building onto a shitpost but in a different perspective [i]Would you marry someone twice your age for $1,000,000[/i] -Yes
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10 RepliesI can easily answer all those questions [spoiler]🖕😎[/spoiler]
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1 Reply[i]Boxers or briefs? Both how to end the console wars, with special attention on compromise/cross play and exclusives. We should all realize that no matter what, we can still play games on them. That’s all that matters in the end. Who wore it better, slim slimy or the koolaid man? Slim. How to be the very best, like no one ever was? You have to catch them all. Why doesn't my dog like me? Because that’s a cat, not a dog. The ethics and macroeconomics of the perfect Rick Roll? ... Yes..? Whether or not the post below this is super gey? The post below is and always will be super gey. The moral compromise behind a good shitpost? It must either trigger or kill the brain cells of everyone, no matter what it’s about. Toast: butter on top or bottom? Why not both sides? Swiggity swesticle, do they know the resticle? We must hope that they do know the rest. Is it a trap and how to deal with it? Implying that’s an issue. Which zodiac is the true lord of the dance? Cancer. Economic policies affecting a rectangular earth? Everyone knows the earth is a triangle, obviously. Is there anything currently wrong with off topic? If so how would you fix it? No, there is absolutely nothing wrong with Offtopic. Nothing at all. And would you marry someone twice your age for 1 million dollars? ... Maaaaybe~. [/i]
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[quote] [i]Boxers or briefs? Which ever one makes y’all happy, for me to make a decision means I have to think about the comfortablilty of the dick and that’s gay...miss me with that gay shit how to end the console wars, with special attention on compromise/cross play and exclusives. Acknowledge that both platforms have their issues the performance differ es between the base current gen consoles is negligible. Cross play should become standard as it would increase competition in the market(Companies wouldn’t be able to rely on People’s buying consoles to play with friends. Exclusives are a fact of life but Xbox needs to strop up their game. Who wore it better, slim slimy or the koolaid man? Got to give it to my man Slim slimy How to be the very best, like no one ever was? [b][i]P O K E T M A N S [/i][/b] Why doesn't my dog like me? Dogs can sense shame you sadist mother-blam!-er The ethics and macroeconomics of the perfect Rick Roll? Don’t use the official video, be stealthy and you must become a masterbaiter master of all baits Whether or not the post below this is super gey? [b][i][u]N O U [/u][/i][/b] The moral compromise behind a good shitpost? That’s to complicated to get into here. I’ll get into that later Toast: butter on top or bottom? Top I’m not a savage Swiggity swesticle, do they know the resticle? BAN! Is it a trap and how to deal with it? Is it your mum? Is it gay? NANI? Which zodiac is the true lord of the dance? Aquarius, our dancing (queen) powers are too strong for anyone to contend with Economic policies affecting a rectangular earth? Idaho doesn’t exist Is there anything currently wrong with off topic? Only the lack of respect for Archanos the Altfathrr glory glory hallelujah! If so how would you fix it? I’ve got a too step plan. 1. A Spanish Inquisition no one will expect. 2[spoiler]DUES VULT! [/spoiler] And would you marry someone twice your age for 1 million dollars?[/i] That’s pedophila and I’m not a comunist so I don’t Accort handouts. [spoiler]id do it for free ;)[/spoiler] [/quote]
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4 RepliesYou should definitely give credit to whoever came up with the questions. Jus sayin
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[quote]Boxers or briefs?[/quote] Boxers keep the air flow [quote]how to end the console wars, with special attention on compromise/cross play and exclusives.[/quote] Reduce the exclusives and make them all bad. [quote]Who wore it better, slim slimy or the koolaid man?[/quote] Slim Slimy [quote]How to be the very best, like no one ever was?[/quote] Hard work and sweating [quote]Why doesn't my dog like me?[/quote] Be glad my dog loves me and constantly bites my hands. [quote]The ethics and macroeconomics of the perfect Rick Roll?[/quote] Must be subtle and really piss people off. [quote]Whether or not the post below this is super gey?[/quote] Bruh it’s hella gay [quote]The moral compromise behind a good shitpost?[/quote] You do what you need to make a good shitpost [quote]Toast: butter on top or bottom?[/quote] Toast on top, like my ladies I don’t have. [quote]Swiggity swesticle, do they know the resticle?[/quote] Slang appropriately used against but hurt Destiny players. [quote]Is it a trap and how to deal with it?[/quote] Nuke it from orbit, only way to be sure. [quote]Which zodiac is the true lord of the dance?[/quote] Celestials in World of Warcraft. [quote]Economic policies affecting a rectangular earth?[/quote] Capitalism/communism [quote]Is there anything currently wrong with off topic?[/quote] Need more posters [quote]If so how would you fix it?[/quote] Clone current users and change their DN [quote]And would you marry someone twice your age for 1 million dollars?[/quote] Nah bruh what it’s a trap.
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5 Replieshow dare you not include me as a candidate. my angery makes me declare myself communist dictator of offtopic. nothing you can do now hehehe
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[i]Boxers. Briefs are for babies Xbox and PlayStation make a treaty and they make one console, problem solved Slim slimy of course JUST DO IT!!! DON'T LET YOUR DREAMS BE DREAMS Maybe because it doesn't like the cold weather on hoth Must be master of the clickb8 It just is Shitposts must be short, sweet and shitty Top. Bottom is for nerds [spoiler]you do not know de resticle [/spoiler] ITS A TRAP!!! You need to blow up the reactor core of the Death Star. The banning and persecution of flat-earthers We need more vets! Oh wait... Allow everyone (not just D2) players to use OffTopic Nah. If I'm president of OffTopic, I won't need to do marry anyone.[/i]
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2 Replies- Boxers - Assimilate under a common hatred for mobile gamers - Slim. Always slim. - No. - Nobody likes you. - The perfect rick roll requires incredibly attention to detail. While some people believe a simply URL shortening will suffice, the most experienced of rollers will also have this link memorized. A much better option is to not only use a different video than the original (Although some people don't count this as a proper rick roll, and instead a "False Roll") and shorten the url. Additionally, if the video is all black screen and named something innocent, but begins playing anyways, this the best video. The macroeconomics behind this trend of the rick roll have not skyrocketed Astley's wealth as many have come to believe, as youtube (The most common forum for a rick roll) does not provide any monetary compensation to Mr. Astley in the case that someone merely clicks on the video or sufficient link, and then leaves. Since the video is add free by nature, there is almost no revenue to come around through a successful rick roll. - All post are super gey. The question is which one is the superest gey? - Moral Compromise? No, for a proper shitpost you leave your morals where they belong; The Trash (Also known as my competitors) - Both. - Do you want me to be banned? You want me to be banned. - Go for it. All in. - The Horse is the true lord of dance. Welcome to China bitches. - Economics wouldn't change as we have always been living on a rectangular earth. - My competitors are what is wrong with off-topic. - ANNIHILATE THEM. - I'd marry you for a million dollars. - Will you marry me HoTh? You look through the questions and answers to figure out which is which. I don't care enough to be bothered.
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1 Reply[quote]Boxers or briefs?[/quote] Is it hot or cold outside? [quote]how to end the console wars, with special attention on compromise/cross play and exclusives.[/quote] Let PS and Xbox people play together. Nintendo can do whatever they want. [quote]Who wore it better, slim slimy or the koolaid man?[/quote] Slimy. Definitely slimy. [quote]How to be the very best, like no one ever was?[/quote] If big Tony would do what I told him to, there wasn't gonna be anyone else [i]to[/i] be better than me...[quote]Why doesn't my dog like me?[/quote] You've probably been petting other dogs, you cheater! [quote]The ethics and macroeconomics of the perfect Rick Roll?[/quote] A perfect Rickroll must never give up or let down, clown around, or desert the victim. [quote]Whether or not the post below this is super gey?[/quote] It haz the BIG GEY! [quote]The moral compromise behind a good shitpost?[/quote] If said post even has morals, the answer is [b][u][i]C O V F E F E[/i][/u][/b] [quote]Toast: butter on top or bottom?[/quote] Both [quote]Swiggity swesticle, do they know the resticle?[/quote] OUT OF OUR KINGDOM, FOUL BEAST! [b][u]D E U S V U L T ![/u][/b] [quote]Is it a trap and how to deal with it?[/quote] It's a trap. Deploy smoke screen and autistic screeching. [quote]Which zodiac is the true lord of the dance?[/quote] You are the dancing queen, only age of seventeen... [quote]Economic policies affecting a rectangular earth?[/quote] The earth is a velociraptor. What are you talking about? [quote]Is there anything currently wrong with off topic?[/quote] Illegal immigrants from #Dentistry. [quote]If so how would you fix it?[/quote] WE AH GOING... TO BUILD... A WAAAAAAHL! [quote]And would you marry someone twice your age for 1 million dollars?[/quote] Short-term gratification versus long-term satisfaction. No, I would not.
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[quote][i]Confirmed candidates (in no particular order) Gladlin, The Bright Lord, Agent Smith, magicspacekitty, Kittimu. Liam_Gue, Pÿritë, DanFamSAVAGE29, LegalDealin, Darth Turtle, TheRealBillyMays ,Triumphant1000, Servanious 2-7[/i] You all will answer the questions bellow and give your pitch as to why you should be president. the questions are. [i]Boxers or briefs? how to end the console wars, with special attention on compromise/cross play and exclusives. Who wore it better, slim slimy or the koolaid man? How to be the very best, like no one ever was? Why doesn't my dog like me? The ethics and macroeconomics of the perfect Rick Roll? Whether or not the post below this is super gey? The moral compromise behind a good shitpost? Toast: butter on top or bottom? Swiggity swesticle, do they know the resticle? Is it a trap and how to deal with it? Which zodiac is the true lord of the dance? Economic policies affecting a rectangular earth? Is there anything currently wrong with off topic? If so how would you fix it? And would you marry someone twice your age for 1 million dollars?[/i] A few house keeping rules, post your answers in the comments, and identify which question is coincides with. With this, let the first debate begin![/quote] Depends on the day All games except for exclusives should be cross platform Slim Probably because it’s part cat Funny, trolly, and beautiful Probably not Top *bant* Probably and pee on it to assert dominance There is none Lenny Canadian Maple Syrup Embargo is hurting our economy Need more people :( Crusades? Depends on if they are nice or not and stuffs In order of the questions
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1 ReplyCan we vote yet?
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3 RepliesBoxers or briefs? Yes how to end the console wars, with special attention on compromise/cross play and exclusives. Yes Who wore it better, slim slimy or the koolaid man? Yes How to be the very best, like no one ever was? Yes Why doesn't my dog like me? Yes The ethics and macroeconomics of the perfect Rick Roll? Yes Whether or not the post below this is super gey? Yes The moral compromise behind a good shitpost? Yes Toast: butter on top or bottom? Yes Swiggity swesticle, do they know the resticle? Yes Is it a trap and how to deal with it? Yes Which zodiac is the true lord of the dance? Yes Economic policies affecting a rectangular earth? Yes Is there anything currently wrong with off topic? Yes If so how would you fix it? Yes And would you marry someone twice your age for 1 million dollars? Yes
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2 RepliesEdited by LiamSG19: 3/3/2018 9:50:21 PM[quote][i]Confirmed candidates (in no particular order) Gladlin, The Bright Lord, Agent Smith, magicspacekitty, Kittimu. Liam_Gue, Pÿritë, DanFamSAVAGE29, LegalDealin, Darth Turtle, TheRealBillyMays ,Triumphant1000, Servanious 2-7[/i] You all will answer the questions bellow and give your pitch as to why you should be president. the questions are. [i]Boxers or briefs? how to end the console wars, with special attention on compromise/cross play and exclusives. Who wore it better, slim slimy or the koolaid man? How to be the very best, like no one ever was? Why doesn't my dog like me? The ethics and macroeconomics of the perfect Rick Roll? Whether or not the post below this is super gey? The moral compromise behind a good shitpost? Toast: butter on top or bottom? Swiggity swesticle, do they know the resticle? Is it a trap and how to deal with it? Which zodiac is the true lord of the dance? Economic policies affecting a rectangular earth? Is there anything currently wrong with off topic? If so how would you fix it? And would you marry someone twice your age for 1 million dollars?[/i] A few house keeping rules, post your answers in the comments, and identify which question is coincides with. With this, let the first debate begin![/quote] All questions are answered in order. Boxers. Create the one console order. One console for everyone from the same company. Slim Slimy. Gotta catch em all. Cuz he thinks ur triplegey. There are no ethics for the perfect Rick Roll, because any Rick Roll is justified. As for the macroeconomics, they must be in low demand to efficiently Rick Roll on a mass scale. No, but the post below this post is super gey. If one is to make a truly entertaining ****post, they must be willing to make all sides look equally stupid. The top and bottom of toast is indeterminable, because it could be flipped to make the bottom top and the top bottom. Swiggity swesticle, they always know the resticle. It is a trap, and to properly deal with it, you must ask Lord Slim for forgiveness for 7 days. Pisces is always the true lord of dance, they do a dank worm. 👌 On a rectangular planet, we must make spheres far more than rectangles so that we will appreciate rectangles more. The problem with Offtopic is that it lost many of it’s key toxic users, thereby making it look less cesspool like. Well, she would be 32 so yes.
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9 RepliesBoxers or briefs? [u]I have no opinion.[/u] how to end the console wars, with special attention on compromise/cross play and exclusives. [u]Make games that work on all consoles, including computers and mobile.[/u] Who wore it better, slim slimy or the koolaid man? [u]Probably Slim Slimy.[/u] How to be the very best, like no one ever was? [u]Catch 'em all.[/u] Why doesn't my dog like me? [u]Idk. Why don't I like dogs?[/u] The ethics and macroeconomics of the perfect Rick Roll? [u]I might be able to answer that if I knew what macroeconomics are. [/u] Whether or not the post below this is super gey? [u]I don't think so. It might be. [/u] The moral compromise behind a good shitpost? [u]Sooooo much of it.[/u] Toast: butter on top or bottom? [u]It'll end up on the floor either way.[/u] Swiggity swesticle, do they know the resticle? [u]Most do. But all fear Ninjas.[/u] Is it a trap and how to deal with it? [u]It's always a trap. [/u] Which zodiac is the true lord of the dance? [u]Dinosaur.[/u] Economic policies affecting a rectangular earth? [u]Same as usual, I guess[/u] Is there anything currently wrong with off topic? [u]I have neither the time nor the crayons to answer that.[/u] If so how would you fix it? [u]I can't fix anything. Except a radio antenna.[/u] And would you marry someone twice your age for 1 million dollars? [u]I'd really rather not.[/u]
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1 ReplyEdited by DarkEraser: 3/5/2018 4:50:58 AM[i]Boxers or briefs? [u]Definitely pantsu.[/u] how to end the console wars, with special attention on compromise/cross play and exclusives. [u]Make a PS/Xbox combination console.[/u] Who wore it better, slim slimy or the koolaid man? [u]The Slim Koolaid.[/u] How to be the very best, like no one ever was? [u]Catch em all.[/u] Why doesn't my dog like me? [u]You smell like stray cats.[/u] The ethics and macroeconomics of the perfect Rick Roll? [u]Keep out the "XcQ".[/u] Whether or not the post below this is super gey? [u]Really gey.[/u] The moral compromise behind a good shitpost? [u]Gey[/u] Toast: butter on top or bottom? [u]Top[/u] Swiggity swesticle, do they know the resticle? [u]No, they're [REDACTED][/u] Is it a trap and how to deal with it? [u]Yes, treat it like a male.[/u] Which zodiac is the true lord of the dance? [u]Ophiucus[/u] Economic policies affecting a rectangular earth? [u]Yes.[/u] Is there anything currently wrong with off topic? If so how would you fix it? [u]The Offtopic Crisis. Make it free for all, even for the ones who don't play Destiny.[/u] And would you marry someone twice your age for 1 million dollars? [u]I don't want to drag the FBI in this.[/u][/i] ![/quote]
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10 RepliesHere's a hard hitting question. What would you guys do to reinstate Off-Topic back to the glory days before 2/7? And how would you bring back the abandoned members? [spoiler][b][i][u]KUPO!!!™[/u][/i][/b][/spoiler]
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Edited by LegalDealin: 3/5/2018 3:28:07 PM[quote] [i]Boxers or briefs? how to end the console wars, with special attention on compromise/cross play and exclusives. Who wore it better, slim slimy or the koolaid man? How to be the very best, like no one ever was? Why doesn't my dog like me? The ethics and macroeconomics of the perfect Rick Roll? Whether or not the post below this is super gey? The moral compromise behind a good sh*tpost? Toast: butter on top or bottom? Swiggity swesticle, do they know the resticle? Is it a trap and how to deal with it? Which zodiac is the true lord of the dance? Economic policies affecting a rectangular earth? Is there anything currently wrong with off topic? If so how would you fix it? And would you marry someone twice your age for 1 million dollars?[/i][/quote] 1. Boxer briefs 2. Have 1 console from the same company 3. slim 4. Cstch all the pokémans 5. cuz u gay lol 6. it needs to be subtle, but not too subtle 7. always 8. I don't know what you're asking me 9. top, obviously 10. No, because [i]they [/i] are the desticles. 11. If you think it's a trap, exterminate it. No risks 12. No idea 13. Earth is flat. 14. Yes. Turn back the clock to before Bungie nuked us 15. No
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10 Replies[quote]Boxers or briefs?[/quote] Boxer briefs. [quote]how to end the console wars, with special attention on compromise/cross play and exclusives.[/quote] Excellent question. Honestly, the only way I see the console wars ending is if the big three (Sony, Microsoft, and Nintendo) go into a joint venture to create the ultimate console, bringing all of their tech experience to bare. Each company would still retain their profits from their own IPs but would have an equal share in any game they develop together. [quote]Who wore it better, slim slimy or the koolaid man?[/quote] Slim Slimy all day long. [quote]How to be the very best, like no one ever was?[/quote] Be yourself. You are already the best you that will ever be. [quote]Why doesn't my dog like me?[/quote] Because bitches be crazy [quote]The ethics and macroeconomics of the perfect Rick Roll?[/quote] I have written an extensive piece on this comprised of weeks of research in the fields of economics, sociology, psychology, religious studies, political science, and quantum physics to answer this question. Link [url=https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ]here[/url]. [quote]Whether or not the post below this is super gey?[/quote] I will leave the disparaging of political opponents’ characters to the POTUS. [quote]The moral compromise behind a good shitpost?[/quote] In all seriousness, given my real life profession, as long as it does not involve dead babies, children, or r@pe victims, post anything you like. [quote]Toast: butter on top or bottom?[/quote] F___ butter!! Soak that thing in honey!! [quote]Swiggity swesticle, do they know the resticle?[/quote] Be gone from here Desticle! [quote]Is it a trap and how to deal with it?[/quote] According to the great Admiral Ackbar (May the Force ever be with him), it IS a trap! To deal with it, you must move as close as you can and engage those Star Destroyers at point blank range. Now, at that close range, you won’t last long, but you will last longer than you will against that Death Star and you might just take a few of them with you. Once your ground forces have laid waste to an entire legion of the Emperor’s best troops with the aid of spear wielding teddy bears and blown the Death Star’s ground based shield generator, commence attack on the Death Star’s main reactor. If you need to buy your fighters more time to destroy it, give the order to concentrate all fire on that Super Star Destroyer, but in reality only send three A-Wing class fighters. Two to disable the bridge deflector shield, and the last to make a kamikaze run on the bridge using his last breath to shout a battle cry so fearsome and controversial, the movie editors cut it to just “AAAA!” What was that devastating battle cry? ALLAHU ACKBAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR!!!! [quote]Which zodiac is the true lord of the dance?[/quote]Ares!!!!! [quote]Economic policies affecting a rectangular earth?[/quote] Just cut the corners. It’ll be fine. [quote]Is there anything currently wrong with off topic?[/quote] Absent friends killed off in the Second Great Purge. We will never forget. [quote]If so how would you fix it?[/quote] Remind Bungie that we are still here. Remind D2 and FEEDBACK that we are still here. We go forward and continue our battles against these Meme forsaken heathens and continue our fight in names of our lost brothers and sisters! Let them know that we will never forget!! [quote]And would you marry someone twice your age for 1 million dollars?[/quote] Already married, so no. However, if I was single, there would have to be more than just money involved. I would have to genuinely love that 66-68 year old bat. I hope these answers helped. No matter who wins, I love all of you guys.