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  • Good lick I can’t get a girl

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  • Edited by Dabest: 2/26/2018 6:21:36 PM
    Toast/Envelope Method An incredibly successful and completely legitimate way to ensure a Female is attracted to you. The first step is relatively easy. Put a two slices of Toast in an envelope with the female's name on it. Step two requires patience; requiring a 48 hour period of zero contact until the female gives back the envelope. Do not open the envelope again until you're in a secure environment. If step two was performed successfully, the envelope should now contain nude pics of your target. Step three requires speaking to her alone using a secret code: If you ask: "Is the peanut butter in the potato?" and she answers with: "No it is in the apple sauce.", then the Toast/Envelope Method was performed successfully and you can continue your courtship on your own terms. Alternatively, if you are kicked in the testicles upon uttering the code, it is safe to say she is not interested. [spoiler]ironically I didn’t even have to go copy this I already had it ready lmaooo[/spoiler]

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  • -blam!-in ask her out

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  • Play the “Song of Healing” from the Legend of Zelda series Tell her that every time you look at her, you feel warm. Every time she leaves you, the pieces of your broken heart are so small, they can be passed through the eye of a needle. You miss her like the sun misses the flower in the cold of winter. Her absence makes you feel like you’ve been banished to a world of unending frost. Looking into her eyes gives you strength and makes you feel whole again The lore behind the song actually fits kinda well, especially if you’ve played “Majora’s Mask” [spoiler]or don’t, it’s only a suggestion[/spoiler]

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  • Go over to her, start a conversation . Act confident and ask the girl out. Reap rewards. If she knocks you back just move on. Plenty fish an all that. It’s that simple. Tip.Humour is a great asset.

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    • Toast-Envelope method is your only means of hope.

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      Its a trap, you'll play a song for her, she'll hug you and say you're amazing, you'll go on what you think are dates but she's just hanging out with a friend, you'll ask her to be your girlfriend, she'll say she sees you more like a little brother, you cry then all your mates make fun of you then you get depression and end up like robin williams

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      • I agree with all those here who have said just talk to her. That is sound advice. Now here's my advice. I'm in my late 40's and have some ideas about women and relationships. 1. Stop romanticizing the ladies. Stop putting them up on a pedestal. You are every bit as important as they are. 2. Don't confuse attraction/lust with love. She will not fall in love with you if you make out with her. She will just be attracted to you. 3. In order for any relationship to work, you have to actually LIKE each other. You should have common or shared interests. Things that you can do together that you both enjoy. 4. Many women suffer from personality disorders. Some worse than others. Do not allow yourself to become a punching bag because you want to be in a relationship. 5. Your happiness is paramount. Compromise is great, but there has to be an equal give and take. 6. You have to be willing to listen. 7. Looks mean nothing. I'm not suggesting you go trolling for butt ugly. All I'm saying is that it isn't always about the best looking girls in school. 8. Be yourself, not what you think she wants. If a woman can't accept you for who you truly are, then that woman isn't for you. That's all I've got for now.

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          Toast->envelope You're trying too hard m8. Makes you look desperate and that's unattractive.

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          • lol girl advice from the Bungie Forums.

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            • My man, you're in 8th grade, right? (Last I checked, you could be 14 now) Love is complicated, I wouldn't get involved in it right now, no relationship lasts very long at this age. Personally, I'd wait until college, when you've reached sexual and mental maturity (not saying you aren't mature, I'm sure you are) all it really does is create drama and embarrassing memories that one is afraid to look back on. If you wanna get swept up in that, go ahead, but this is just my two cents.

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            • Toast/envelope

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              • It’s a trap[spoiler]all kidding aside just talk to her[/spoiler]

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                • toast/envelope

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                • I'm assuming from the aound of the post that playing that song on the piano would interrupt the event? (Like, a speexh os going on, and you start playing a piano over the speech) Or is it merely that the particular song choice is inappropriate? There are too many factors to say whether this will impress a girl. First, if she believes you are merely showing off, it will definitely cone across as trying too hard and she will not be impressed. Second, if it is a speech or event that she feels is important, and you interrupt it, she won't be impressed she will think you are a jerk. Third, if she doesn't recognize the song or it has no significance to her, then it's doubtful she'll be impressed unless you are a really good piano player and the skill with which you play is obvious. So I would say that the only way this would really end in your favor is if she already likes you, the song is meaningful to you and her, and she thinks the event is unimportant. In that scenario, you could make it meaningful by saying something like "I know you hate having to go to this thing, so when you hear this song, that's me playing for you to give you a break from this monotonous speech." So I'd reccomend not doing it just to impress a girl, because it most probably won't impress her. If you are already playing piano at the event, and you are just wondering if it would impress her to play an inappropriate song, then I say play what you want, regardless of who it impresses. It might be a small act of rebellion that some don't notice, some respect you for, and aome think you're lame. You need to gauge the social tone of the people that will be there, and what the reaction/repercussion would be.

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                  • 2nd spoiler [spoiler]I FIND THAT ANSWER VAGUE AND UNCONVINCING[/spoiler]

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                  • Crawling in my crawl

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                    • It will only make you look edgy [spoiler]wort[/spoiler]

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                    • Gotta crush on girl? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lg0ipe9_YbE Heavy machinery is the way to go

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                    • <For the love of -blam!-, at least talk to her. At least have a fully fledged conversation before something happens. Like if she moves away as soon as your melodramatic brain figures out how to solve the issue and now you can't get in contact because your nervous ass forgot to ask for numbers and it seems that everyone besides you and like two other people hated her.>

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                    • How about You just find a girl in person and say hello my name is (ppmuncher9000) would you like to hang out

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                    • I sense an impending restraining order headed your way...

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                    • Forget the song. Just talk to her and be yourself. You said that you don't really have the time to talk to her in the environment that you're usually both in, so make time. Ask her if she wants to hang out or get coffee or something. Also, try and get talking to her outside of class via social media or text. You're going to want to get to know her at least a little so you can decide if a relationship is actually something you want to pursue. Crushes are typically based on looks but personality and compatibility are more important in an actual relationship. If you've gotten this far, then that's a good sign. After you spend some time getting to know her, you should just ask her if she wants to go on a date with you. Make sure it's in person, and don't do anything cheesy like buying her flowers or chocolate. Like someone else said, the worst thing she can say is no. If she says yes, then go on a few dates together, and then maybe you can ask her if she wants to enter a relationship with you. That's pretty much it. Not really that hard.

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                    • Just playing a song won't cut it, you have to approach them and tell them how you feel. If they say they want to be friends say "No, not friends, I like you more than that." No is the worst thing she can say. If she says no, the way I see it is that it would never happen in real life, because she didn't try to give it a shot. If she doesn't try, she doesn't care. PS: If she says no, she lost a cool dude.

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                      • Go up to her, look into her eyes AND FREAKIN CHOKE SLAM HER, SHE DOESNT DESERVE YOU HOMESLICE But being serious, I do also have a partial crush on someone but I have never been in a relationship before so...... Good luck

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                      • Take those things you see in movies like playing music for her or doing something special...and just throw it in the refuse bin. Stop caring about what she thinks about you. Stop caring what anyone in these comments say. Don't "do" anything different. Literally just talk to her and act the same as you would talking to anyone else. If she doesn't like you, then toss her in the bin too. Not worth your time. No need to change yourself in shallow ways to get approval. If she does like you, then cool. Make your intent obvious quickly because if you wait, you will end up getting friendzoned faster than an egg fries. If she feels the same way and wants to give it a go, then grab her by the pussy and put some work in.

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