What I’d actually do: call the cops and then call my staff sergeant.
What came to mind because I’m an asshole:
Carry him back, paint him gold, then pose him outside as a “living statue” and reap the rewards.
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How would you keep it standing?
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Heavy duty wire bracing, or some other sort of stand to fit under his clothing.
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:thumbsup:
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That sounds like what a serial killer off of a tv show would do to his victims.
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[quote] What came to mind because I’m an asshole: Carry him back, paint him gold, then pose him outside as a “living statue” and reap the rewards.[/quote] Lol