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Edited by LegendLogan10: 1/22/2018 9:27:48 PM
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Can dead people fart?

So yeah after you die you're muscles relax and you wet yourself but what if when they relax you rip a fat one. Like in middle of your funeral and people are saying some nice words about how polite you always were then the worlds largest fart comes out of your coffin. Dang it grandma Edit who the heck downvoted my post

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  • Edited by OldboyVicious: 1/23/2018 8:06:23 AM
    You can sometimes make a corpse fart by punching it in the stomach. Or stepping on its stomach. Or sitting on its stomach. Or by pumping air into its stomach, and then dropping it face down on something like a fence so that the stomach hits the fence. You can also put a leafblower in its mouth, seal it up real good (make sure to seal the eyes, ears, nose and mouth really well, like filling them with superglue and then wrapping in duct tape), then when you turn on the leaf blower, the air goes through and sometimes it will make the corpse fart for as long as the leaf blower is turned on. The other times where it doesn't work, it makes the stomach rupture, and the corpse gets all bloated. If you keep at it, eventually it can pop.

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