So yeah after you die you're muscles relax and you wet yourself but what if when they relax you rip a fat one. Like in middle of your funeral and people are saying some nice words about how polite you always were then the worlds largest fart comes out of your coffin. Dang it grandma
Edit who the heck downvoted my post
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7 RepliesA mortician once told me that it isn't uncommon for a corpse to sit up while they are on the gurney.