So yeah after you die you're muscles relax and you wet yourself but what if when they relax you rip a fat one. Like in middle of your funeral and people are saying some nice words about how polite you always were then the worlds largest fart comes out of your coffin. Dang it grandma
Edit who the heck downvoted my post
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Edited by Section Ratio General: 1/23/2018 8:11:00 PMFarts are essentially a build up of gas within the stomach, small intestine and large intestine. If a person recently died, there is a possibility for the cadaver to fart. That gas needs to escape somewhere. It makes for hilarious results when the cadaver farts during dissections in anatomy class and everyone freaks out. Edit: Cadavers can pretty much be any dead body. Human, cat, dog, etc. The anatomy class in the college here uses recently deceased cats.
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1 ReplyThe fart of a dead person is the soul escaping
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7 RepliesA mortician once told me that it isn't uncommon for a corpse to sit up while they are on the gurney.
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I used to work at a pet crematorium. >move deceased animal to another table or something >every single orifice leaks
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2 RepliesWhy is off-topic suddenly obsessed with the flatulence and defecation of dead people?
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5 RepliesEdited by OldboyVicious: 1/23/2018 8:06:23 AMYou can sometimes make a corpse fart by punching it in the stomach. Or stepping on its stomach. Or sitting on its stomach. Or by pumping air into its stomach, and then dropping it face down on something like a fence so that the stomach hits the fence. You can also put a leafblower in its mouth, seal it up real good (make sure to seal the eyes, ears, nose and mouth really well, like filling them with superglue and then wrapping in duct tape), then when you turn on the leaf blower, the air goes through and sometimes it will make the corpse fart for as long as the leaf blower is turned on. The other times where it doesn't work, it makes the stomach rupture, and the corpse gets all bloated. If you keep at it, eventually it can pop.
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I don’t know
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Downvoted
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Only if ur mum ghey
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Yes. They can also, uh, "finish", if you know what I mean.
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1 ReplyThey have the worst smelling ones.
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6 RepliesThis is a high quality shit post [spoiler]Wort[/spoiler] [spoiler]Wort[/spoiler]
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Nah the corpse rotting in my basement never makes a sound... *turns off light* “goodnight grandpa”
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Yep up to 3 days after dying.
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South Park proved that you do. Wal Mart farted when it died.
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I hope I can do that during my funeral!
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Why do you people question weird things
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[quote]you're muscles[/quote]