I'll be late for my own funeral one day.
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I'm always five minutes early.
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On time? 30 minutes early at the latest!
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1 ReplyNo, time is on me. #BottomBitch
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Usually early, but it can be often that I'm late. Sometimes I'm exactly on time, but it's meh I am told many people who are always early to things by a fair margin have anxiety disorders.
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I always arrive precisely when I mean to, give or take five minutes depending on traffic.
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1 ReplyI'm the type to be 15 minutes early to everything.
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Always
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o but haven't u heard time isn't real
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Yes no maybe so
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1 ReplyI always come early...
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1 ReplyThere's about a 6 month delay when people pray before it reaches me, so it appears I'm late but not my fault actually.
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1 ReplyI'm either way too early or massively late. No in between.
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Consistently.
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2 RepliesI am running out of sand.
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I'm always horrifically early.
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3 RepliesYou are late when you are on time. And you are on time because you are late. The reason why you are on time is because you were late. Cause if you were on time you would have been late. So therefore by being late you are on time. You get what I’m saying?
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[url=https://youtu.be/m3fVDCtc0OY]Caught somewhere in time [/url]
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1 ReplyI’ve been told that I’m the “pokiest” person people have ever known. Late to your own funeral? I was born three days late - late from the beginning.
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I am always on time & actually I am early....... [spoiler]For the next day....[/spoiler]
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4 RepliesA wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.
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Better to be early and bored than to be late and sorry.
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Always at least an hour early. Very sad!
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I used to have a flawless record: I was always on time, if not early. After getting married, my wife ensures that I am never on time anymore.
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Me and a friend are both going to fake our deaths, and then he is going to pop out of my casket and I'm popping out of his
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I am never late, nor am i early, i arrive precisely when i mean to.