Imma need some fidget spinners to give to the autistic rebels.
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As an autistic person I’m offended.
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"Those are not weapons unless we customize them."
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How do we do that?
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You tell us the spec's as we send them off to be customized. First we need a down payment of half up front then half when you delver. Make sure you tell us what modifications so we don't have to send it back fifty times.
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Edited by DeadeyeWookie: 12/3/2017 2:39:06 PMOk. I want blades on them, Semtex on them, and each one to be painted with Minecraft, Pokémon, or Jake Paul. And one of those cool blacksabers. Will 50 pesos be enough?
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At least 150 credits each. You are putting explosives on them.
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Sure. *comes back with suitcase full of credits* Is this enough?
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How many are you wanting? I mean are you buying a few or many?" The Assassin Droid says politely.
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There’s 200,000 in the suitcase, so probably 500?
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Edited by Commander Tempu: 12/3/2017 2:47:44 PMAs you wish sir, anything else? Oh yes your Evil Cookies and Milk. Your order will arrive in a few days as we do deliver.
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Thank you for the the Evil cookies and milk. 2 questions. 1. Do you have any blacksabers? 2. Is shipping free?
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The Blacksaber that is known is a rare one of a kind item sorry don't carry it. But should you do me a Favor i can tell you where you can get the crystals to make one. More favors to construct it. Shipping is free when you buy over 200 credits worth.
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What would be the favour?
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Kill a Jedi of the Grand Republic Army. Bring me his lightsaber as proof. Don't worry they will think the Rebels did it or the Mandolorians.
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Ok. Any preference as to who?
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Not really just any will do. Prove to me you are strong and will do what it takes. If you do a good job i might even teach you something about the dark side. I have a few holicrons so rare force powers i can pass on. It really depends on what you want.
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*drops lightsaber at your feet* Done.
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Who did you take out?
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I took out a Jedi commander. He was doing recon. I slit his throat.
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Does this Commander have a name? I mean the Grand Army has quite a few names.
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Jedi Commander Barriss Offee.
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Not one of the more well known names but i accept this. The Crystals are to be found on places of dark side power. Sites that embrace that power. Head to Duxun to the Tomb of Freedon Nadd. Do not enter if you value your life. You are not ready yet to face such a challenge. A crystal on a pedestal sits at the gates. If you survive return and should you do me another favor i shall show you more.
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I’m baaack.
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I want a big named jedi this time. One who has posted in the Off Topic Grand Army or Rebellion. Kill one of them and you will get your prize. Impress me if you can.
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Ironninja777 has been taken out.