Probably the first one. Doesn't say anything about you not being able to wear some kind of protective clothing to make the humping less rough. Also means you don't get spunk all over you, assuming the humping is to climax. Sure, you'd have to wear it in your sleep, since it starts the moment you wake up, but apart from that it seems the most manageable. But I see it as the best because the act itself isn't too bad and once it's over with you can just get on with your day. The only time I can see it being really inconvenient is in situations where you're not at home or with other people. It'd be awkward if you stayed over at a lady-friend's place and just the morning after be humped in front of her for an hour by a pack of wolves.
The second one would just make any form of public social interaction impossible. You don't get into specifics but I just imagine a bunch of people with an unlimited supply of eggs just following you round everywhere you go and chucking them at you. You wouldn't be able to hold a conversation with anyone plus it'd be really gross. This one might as well be called "never leave the house for a year." I know some people on here will say that's easy, but I'm not one of those people.
The third one is ok because it's something that would be fairly easy to conceal, but I think it's something I just wouldn't be able to handle on a personal level. To be constantly shitting yourself and having to be constantly changing diapers would be awful and it would basically consume your life. Plus, unlike the others, it's not something that only happens for an hour or when you go outside. It happens literally all the time. I think shitting yourself in your sleep would be awful especially.
EDIT: Also just as an aside I hate these WYR's where it's just three shitty options with no benefits. I prefer ones where it's like "you get £1,000,000 but strangers throw eggs at you when you go outside" or "you shit yourself all the time but you gain the power of flight" because with those it's like you have to consider whether the positive is worth the negative, not "which of these scenarios would be the least annoying to put up with."
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