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For One Year: Would you rather...

Be humped by a pack of wolves 1hr every morning?

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Have strangers pelt with you eggs wherever you go?

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Be incontinent and forced to wear diapers?

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  • Edited by SLMADMAX16: 11/15/2017 2:40:30 PM
    1. What if you try to avoid being humped? 2. Do they throw eggs at you in your sleep? 3. Could you seek medical treatment?

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    • Are the wolves humping my leg or can we make this more intimate?

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      • Edited by LogansAlt1: 11/18/2017 2:51:50 PM
        >wolves is winning Alright hold up WHAT THE -blam!-! I'd take the pelting with eggs and I'd just try to catch them and use them for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

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      • The second. Just get to know everyone and boom. No more eggs.

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        • 1. What kind of wolves? Can I hump back? 2. Are the eggs free range organic? Can I catch eggs and throw back? 3. Do I get to choose my diapers? Can I change myself or have someone clean and cream me?

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        • Edited by Jellyback Joe: 11/17/2017 2:41:40 AM
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          Foaming at the mouth. - old

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          I'm curious, how do the wolves get to you? Like, I live in an apartment on the fourth floor of a building so would the wolves show up to the door and convince the doorman to let them in, and then take the elevator, and then knock on the door and I let them in and then they just do it? And they leave the same way when theyre done? And the people on the street just see this single-file line of horny wolves exiting the building and trotting down the street?

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          • That's right, pelt with you eggs.

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          • Strangers pellet you with eggs, I’ll go roar and knock their teeth out and they will stop

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          • Can these strangers with eggs enter my home or invade my property?

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          • I rarely go outside, so I'll go with the eggs

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          • Where I come from humped is synonymous with dry hump, so honestly it’s not much of a contest.

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          • Edited by Eden: 11/16/2017 11:31:59 PM
            Probably the first one. Doesn't say anything about you not being able to wear some kind of protective clothing to make the humping less rough. Also means you don't get spunk all over you, assuming the humping is to climax. Sure, you'd have to wear it in your sleep, since it starts the moment you wake up, but apart from that it seems the most manageable. But I see it as the best because the act itself isn't too bad and once it's over with you can just get on with your day. The only time I can see it being really inconvenient is in situations where you're not at home or with other people. It'd be awkward if you stayed over at a lady-friend's place and just the morning after be humped in front of her for an hour by a pack of wolves. The second one would just make any form of public social interaction impossible. You don't get into specifics but I just imagine a bunch of people with an unlimited supply of eggs just following you round everywhere you go and chucking them at you. You wouldn't be able to hold a conversation with anyone plus it'd be really gross. This one might as well be called "never leave the house for a year." I know some people on here will say that's easy, but I'm not one of those people. The third one is ok because it's something that would be fairly easy to conceal, but I think it's something I just wouldn't be able to handle on a personal level. To be constantly shitting yourself and having to be constantly changing diapers would be awful and it would basically consume your life. Plus, unlike the others, it's not something that only happens for an hour or when you go outside. It happens literally all the time. I think shitting yourself in your sleep would be awful especially. EDIT: Also just as an aside I hate these WYR's where it's just three shitty options with no benefits. I prefer ones where it's like "you get £1,000,000 but strangers throw eggs at you when you go outside" or "you shit yourself all the time but you gain the power of flight" because with those it's like you have to consider whether the positive is worth the negative, not "which of these scenarios would be the least annoying to put up with."

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            • Diapers are a thing in certain circles million. :-\

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            • *-blam!-s off to another dimension*

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            • This is what you came up with? You have no imagination.

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              • I’d have strangers pelt with my eggs....

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              • We cold make dog cats!

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                • How is the first one negative?

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                  • Edited by OldboyVicious: 11/16/2017 6:36:31 AM
                    Instead of diapers could I wear my D pants?

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                    • Pertaining the wolves... Is there cuddling after? Will they call after? Do they love me? Or am I just another trophy on the wall?

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                      • I mean, the first option is a positive. Ez.

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                      • Will being humped help me get more work as an actor?

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