0/10 post, no puns at all, not even worth calling the police.
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At the beginning I said “you’re gonna want to head for this butthole in the ground”. And then once inside, I said “careful it gets hairy down here” If you missed that one I think I might have to call the police on you
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That was actually a good joke. I only call the police on bad jokes.
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Dammit. Okay how about.... The cashier at the grocery asked me if I wanted the milk in a bag [spoiler]i said “no. I’d prefer if you left it in the carton”[/spoiler]
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[i]Sadly, my dad still uses that exact milk joke. I wish I was lying..[/i]
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I saw a thing that said “my dad makes a fart noise every time someone bends down and he’s been doing it for 60 years and shows no signs of stopping”. That’s the father I aspire to be
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[i]Sounds legend.. wait for it.. ... ...dary. [/i]
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Honestly I think after than many years he’s just [i]milking[/i] a bad joke
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[i]It could be considered.. utterly.. ridiculous after the 10-year mark.[/i]
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That would be a true fias[i]cow[/i]
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Edited by TheTommieC: 11/13/2017 8:47:05 PM[i]Yeah, sometimes, ya just have to know when to moooo've on. 👍[/i]
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Sometime you have to put up with a lot of bull to get to the [i]good burger[/i] parts of the world
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[i]This thread.. has a sickness.. and the only prescription.. is more cowbell.[/i]
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It really seems like we have some kind of [i]beef[/i] here
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[i]Beef? Never. You must have made a misteak.[/i]
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Well now you’ve really put a hoof in my goals. I’ve not had enough [i]calf[/i]fiene for this
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[i]Leather we wanted it or not, the war with the Cabal on Mars..[/i]
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I’m done. There’s no way I can beat that. You creamed me with that pun
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[i]Skimmed.. it at you. Guess we both can go.. hide.. now.[/i]
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Battery at 2%, I’m not sure how to continue this utter travesty. I may have to put you out to pasture
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[i]I.. herd.. differently. Should have dropped some calf n' calf in your coffee this morning.[/i]
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You know I put the laughter in slaughter, right? I know the Hamburglar and I’ll send him after you.
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Edited by TheTommieC: 11/13/2017 10:22:26 PM[quote]You know I put the laughter in slaughter, right?[/quote] [i]lol, I like that one. 👍 I have my rib-eyes on you, Befuddled.[/i]
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If you’re watching me you’re liable to get in a t-bone accident