While this post is meant to be amusing it is even more sad that it is actually true.
And to shut up the haters, here is some constructive criticism:
-RANDOM ROLLS
-actual items as rewards, not just tokens you can turn in for useless crap
-rewards according to your performance
-ingame lore tab
-a record book with unique rewards
-waaaaaay more options to customize your class and build
-actually usefull weapon mods
-more unique perks even on legendarys that allow for more different playstyles
-raid gear should have perks benefitting beating the raid
-way more specific gear (strike, nightfall, public events)
-Official, in game leaderboards
-Vendors that actually sell stuff
-NO TOKENS AS RAID REWARDS OMG WHO AGREED TO THIS
-please get a proper writer, the dialoge is insulting (asher mir, failsafe, ikora, ghost...) and most of the story is pointless
And much, much more.
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No because I'm not 12 and Minecraft sucks