Wtf Bungie? I gotz rent commin in a week, 4 childrenz to feed and a goat that constantly eatz 24/7 (my wife hehe) Imma hardcore PVP neckbeard sweaty Streamer on Twitch..I guaranteez Flawless, Bring Back Trials pleez!!!!!!!
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[spoiler]My Goat is [u]NOT[/u]4 sale.[/spoiler]
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#destiny2
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I got a job for ya...
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Here's the obvious stuff that everyone misses. The numbers of players is in Titanfall 2 levels of decline. Bungie are now, via silly moves like cancelling trials, trying to see where their largest segment of players lies. The numbers that leave for the two weeks of trials break will give them the hard-core PvP figures. If these are significant enough then you've dictated the future direction for the game. If they are not that significant then expect to hear a PvE event announces almost immediately.
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They toke his job!
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Try working millennial scum
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"Hey maaaan, I've got five kids to feed!"
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I’ll give you a coupon for $1 off a Subway sandwich if you carry me through prestige Nightfall.
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Because a bunch of twat stained piles of monkey cum couldn't help but ruin the game for the rest of us. They just HAD to go and exploit a glitch to take an advantage in pvp. They HAD to be that asshat that cheats to compensate for their lack of skill. Way to go people, you deserve a round of applause, and then a brick to the face
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Go to bed, mohammed, you're drunk.
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Edited by King Stormin: 10/20/2017 5:01:55 PMMaybe don't be the cancer that ruins Trials for everyone else... I understand the capitalistic aspect of your "job" and how it logistically it works. However, it ruins the fun for over half the fan-base that wants to compete in the tournament and get cool rewards. You could just say "Get Gud" however, that's a childish response. I could just say "Get a real job" however that would be ignorant of the entrepreneurial effort you put into it. So it just comes down to... is it right/fair. [spoiler]no it's not. It's a pay to win element.[/spoiler] Edit. PS I know it was a joke. I read through the comments before posting the original post. I'm just posting for all those Streamers who would like to read
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I wonder why the rest of the community doesn't see this as a fun poke at the people he's referring to. Why are people taking him seriously. Are you that toxic
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Cash me ousside and I'll show you hows you can make some real money
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So you get paid to DDOS people? Hope you get banned. Guaranteed flawless lol ok sure.
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Bungie Foundation streamers relief package on its way.
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The amount of people not realising that this is satire is terrifying.
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Trailer tr$&@.....
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Terrorist scum!
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Can I buy your goat?
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Put your goat on the corner, she can probably make a few bucks each night.
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[quote]Wtf Bungie? I gotz rent commin in a week, 4 childrenz to feed and a goat that constantly eatz 24/7 (my wife hehe) Imma hardcore PVP neckbeard sweaty Streamer on Twitch..I guaranteez Flawless, Bring Back Trials pleez!!!!!!![/quote] No need for the #satire tag with this one. Quality. 👍🏼
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Lol, sad part is that some people are actually saying this RN
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I bet your goat is willing to help. Put that streaming cam to work. 😁
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Playing video games is a HOBBIE, not a job. I seriously don't understand how people are getting pissed off that YouTube isn't paying them anymore for doing nothing with their lives.
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Stand on street corners and start screaming like omnigul and panhandle
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Sweaty with wife ... that's when I knew this was satire
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U better put that Goat to work.. 2 jobs if possible... Lol
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Yum get that curry goat and rice on