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10/18/2017 9:34:48 PM
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What does a grizzly say, when he calls customer service?
"Just bear with me"
[spoiler][b][i][u]KUPO!!!™[/u][/i][/b][/spoiler]
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I thought you were gonna say, "Hold still, you might feel a little bit of pressure." but maybe that's a different type of bear.
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this is unbearable.
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6 RepliesA seasoned hunter decides he is finally going to go after his dream animal, the Grizzly Bear. So he grabs his rifle, jumps in his truck & heads for the woods. After stalking nearly all day & seeing nothing, he is about to give up when he sees this huge bear! So he takes aim, fires & sees the bear drop. Yet when he gets there, the bear is gone! As the hunter is looking all over, he feels a tap on his shoulder, turns to see the bear & the bear says, "Did you just shoot at me? Look, I am in a good mood, so I am going to offer you a choice, I can maul you to death, or I can have relations with your backdoor." A while later the hunter comes limping slowly out of the woods, fuming mad. He is going to kill that bear! So he heads home to get his biggest rifle & heal up. A week goes by & the hunter, feeling better, grabs his most powerful rifle & heads back out to kill that bear. After stalking nearly all day & seeing nothing, he is about to give up when he sees that huge bear! So he takes aim, fires & sees the bear drop. Yet when he gets there, the bear is gone! As the hunter is looking all over, he feels a tap on his shoulder, turns to see the bear & the bear says, "Did you just shoot at me? Look, I am in a good mood, so I am going to offer you a choice, I can maul you to death, or I can have relations with your backdoor." A while later the hunter comes limping badly & moving extremely slowly out of the woods, in a great rage! He is going to kill that bear! So he heads to the gun store get the biggest rifle they sell. The salesman hands him an elephant gun. The hunter, not wanting to take chances asks the salesman, "Will this rifle drop a bear though?" "Son, if this will drop an elephant a 300 yards with one shot, no bear will survive 1 shot from it!", replies the salesman. So the man heads home to heal & plot his revenge! A month goes by & the hunter, feeling better, grabs his new elephant rifle & heads back out to kill that bear. Once more, after stalking nearly all day & seeing nothing, he is about to give up when he sees the huge bear! So he takes aim, fires & sees the bear drop. Yet when he gets there, the bear is gone! As the hunter is looking all over, he feels a tap on his shoulder, turns, resignedly, to see the bear & the bear says, "Admit it, you are not coming here for the hunting, are you?"
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1 ReplyCould you make less posts with like 10 jokes each.
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That pun was simply [b]grizzly[/b] and un[b]bear[/b]able.
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A bear and a rabbit are in the forest shitting in the woods. The Bear asks the Rabbit if the Rabbit has any problem with shit sticking to its fur. The Rabbit replied "No.", so the Bear starts wiping his ass with the rabbit.
