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originally posted in: Luke Smith is delusional
10/17/2017 12:37:40 AM
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HOW LUKE SMITH BECAME WHO HE IS TODAY. "Doc we've got an emergency, a Guardians sparrow crashed headfirst into the forklift, the guardians just hanging on". "Quick prep theatre 8 I'll scrub up" 5 mins later the doc enters theatre, "Dam that's Squadron leader Luke Smith I'd know that neck beard anywhere," "Oh my says the nurse he's won every medal the Guardianship has, speed runs bravery kills, solo infiltration he's won everything, all awarded to himself by himself". "Then we must save him", replies the doc "But his brains hanging outta his face, how the hell can he come back from this." "Hold on I've got an idea", The doc then contacts the local zoo, within 15mins a ship drops off a small cage containing a captive Capuchin monkey, And after some excellent surgery Captain Luke's brain is replaced. "But Doc he'll never fly again, what will become of him." "Don't worry the Capuchin monkey can adequately articulate, the Guardianship can always use him as a front man on stage, he should be able to blunder his way through that." Thus ended the short career of Squadron leader Luke Smith.
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