On a hot summer day an elderly gentleman faints in the street. A small crowd immediately gathers around him. Give the poor man a glass of brandy, advises a woman. Give him a heart massage, says someone else. No, just give him some brandy, insists the woman. Call an ambulance, yells another person. A brandy! The man suddenly sits up and exclaims. Shut up, everybody, and do as the kind lady says!