Imagine the [i]Doom[/i] we would have faced if his location was not clear as the [i]Wings[/i] of an eagle in the light of the [i]Sacred Dawn[/i]. Not even a [i]Fang[/i] was bared as I wandered up to our traveler of the Nine. Upon my [i]Pauldron[/i] a nameless insect of Nessus did land; with [i]Merciless[/i] abandon I swat it from my armor and demanded of Xur:
[quote]Ho! Tentacled traveling trickster, have you changed at all?[/quote]
[spoiler]He has not[/spoiler]
[spoiler]DISSSSAAAAPPPOOOOIIINNNNTTTTEEEEEDDDDDD!!!!!!![/spoiler]
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I've seen enough Japanese animation to know xur is very popular with the ladies.
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How dare you leave out Raiden
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[quote]And so the Tenticle Faced One Returns[/quote] Let the Hentai commence.
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Just curious, but could these posts actually be informative lion? Instead I'm cringing so hard I'm becoming tissue paper used for sexy me ti- ........never mind
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[spoiler]Everyone is. Can't deny it...[/spoiler]
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Why would I waste my exotic slot on a fusion rifle?
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Squid face came back and you didn't even call! 🐙 [spoiler]Its ok though...buy me D2 and I'll forgive you[/spoiler] 😉
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does he have new lines?
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I knew something was missing from these forums...since it's the inaugural week I'll let this slide.
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You guys think Xur only brings 4 pieces of subpar Exotics to the plate, but he brings waaaaay more than that. Look what he brings to the forum: Where's Xur At? Where's Xur At? Where's Xur At? Where's Xur At? Where's Xur At? Where's Xur At? Where's Xur At? Where's Xur At? Where's Xur At? Where's Xur At? Where's Xur At? Where's Xur At? Xur Sucks! Xur Sucks! Xur Sucks! Xur Sucks! Xur Sucks! Xur Sucks! Xur Sucks! Xur Sucks! Xur Sucks!
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Literally 4 things to sell. Period. So sad. E must have lost all his wares after the Red Legion invasion.
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Ah, good ol' hentai face
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Yo it's Cthulhu
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Notice me daddy lion.
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I've been waiting for this post
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*spam*
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entertaining 12 year olds and the feeble minded is low hanging fruit
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totally uncreative
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hyuck hyuck <---- sarcastic laugh
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lame post, let it die with D1.
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so dumb
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-blam!-. YOU!!
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almost forgot my secondhand embarrassment for you: *super cringe*
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If guardians wish to be like Raiden Flux and rain Doom Fang Pauldron upon their enemies while they fly like wings of sacred dawn, then they must be Merciless!