I need a good excuse to ask off of work the following Saturday. Anyone have a suggestion?
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Why Saturday
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A friend and I are gonna do a 16hr session. I am in school so I'm not going to skip.
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Edited by Impurity41: 8/30/2017 8:22:43 AMGo to school. Finish the day. Destiny 2 is a game and school is far more important. Play when you get back home. It's not a big deal "But my 16hr marathon" 16hrs of gaming straight is ridiculous. If you do end up doing it then make sure to eat and take breaks so you don't end up a dead kid deprived of water. If it's work. Then go to work, make money. Do something that will move your life forward. Get back home, then play.
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Alright. Decided To not skip school but I'm not working the following weekend and I'm still doing the marathon but from 12:30-2am on Saturday. My excuse for not working was I have a tennis tournament
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Diarrhea :)
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Edited by patster9: 8/29/2017 8:12:02 PMYou would like to climb the Eiger that day.
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Just don't tell them anything. It is better to seek forgiveness than to ask for permission.
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Edited by xcutioner_0: 8/29/2017 8:02:29 PMJust tell them the truth. [i]"Gary stole my light and blew up my home, now I gotta go kill him. I'll be back on Tuesday, Jeff. Bye!"[/i]
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Drink enough milk and go to work, everyone is lactose to a degree. Find your sweetspot.
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Say you're dieing of betus
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Food poisoning, liquid coming out both ends and can't leave the toilet
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I rarely take days off so I just said I needed to take a day to spend time with family. [spoiler]screw family I'm playing D2[/spoiler]
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Tell them you have herpasyphalaids
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"[i]Um sir I need to stay home today[/i]" "[b]Why's that?[/b]" "[i]Uh...Destiny 2 came out.[/i]" ... ... "[b]Yo what's your gamer tag, imma join.[/b]"
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Tell them you stubbed your toe on a forklift.
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Edited by D335T0: 8/29/2017 2:34:49 PMJust joking! But I don't go to work yet, I have to go to college unfortunately I do not live there so I have to go home and then I can play it. However I have a test that day(the worst day I could) But on the bright side when I get home it's a great way to blow of steam!!!! And I get to kill the dark side of it! Get it? Oh well. Also I get to use my legendary sword, emblem, emote plus the pre order bonus stuff!!! But I guess you really should just make up a random excuse like sorry my car broke down can't walk from where I am or sorry really would like to go but I would puke all over you could also say I've been. In the bathroom for 2 hours now. These are just suggestions.
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Tell them you've got a date with Destiny get it? I thought it was funny
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Tell them you're passing a kidney stone. That one always works.
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Say you farted and blood came out
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Say you're chair died #chairlivesmatter
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#chairlives matter #chairsarepeopletoo
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Finely someone gets it
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[quote] #chairlivesmatter[/quote]
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Call up while sitting on the toilet , do a couple flushes cry and strain - pretend you have the runs from bad takeaway food , say you tried to get to work but had to race home to change pants already .. no questions asked best way Have a great day see you online .
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You're throwing up? Worked for me the one time I had to skip work. All you gotta do is sound sick. Even my friends who trash on me all the time for being pretty stupid said I legitimately sounded sick when I called work. Its all in the acting.