[quote] [/quote] - A'arn

I used to think there was [b]No land beyond[/b] the coast of cali. Then my teacher said there's Hawaii. Ever since, she has had [b]The last word.[/b]

In times of need it's always good to have a plan C.

Nechrogasm Bro land beyond Bad poo poo Dank drinker Blunt caster Blaze lighter Meta multi tool Eye of Tha tuna Icecamper Cross mapador Felwinters sniper Longbomb Gregs promise The last scrub Scrubwood Ect.

Expecting a good pun here seems like a longshot.

Once upon a time, there was a great King in a great kingdom. All was peaceful in the kingdom, and it was protected by a great artifact owned by the King. This artifact was so powerful that if used correctly, you could have unstoppable power. It let you store an endless amount of objects, people or anything inside of it. You could store buildings, armies, weapons and food in it. Just carry the artifact with you and if you're in danger, open the artifact and unleash whatever is stored in it. The year it was found was known as the first year since it's discovery, Year 1. The good King of the kingdom kept it, and stored something in it that would save the kingdom if it was in great danger. A year after it was found, one day the King woke up and he couldn't find it. The King had no need for it at that time, but was afraid that that someday the kingdom would be in great danger. This was the start of the second year since it's discovery, Year 2. A year later, it still was never found. This was the start of Year 3. Then a year after that, a rival empire far away had an army led by an evil general attack the kingdom. The army dwarfed the kingdom in comparison. Their goal was to capture the King, but most importantly, take the artifact. Without the artifact, the kingdom stood no chance. It was crushed under the power of the army. The leader of the evil army captured the King, but they couldn't find the artifact, just like the King. This was the start of the fourth year, Year 4. You may be wondering what the King's name was. His name was the Traveller. The name of the evil general was Ghaul, and the name of the army was The Red Legion. The kingdom was called The Last City. The artifact had a fitting name, since it could store anything in it it was called the Pocket Infinity, and what the King had put in it was just some deadly laser bullets. [spoiler]That's right guys, Ghaul isn't attacking us just for our Light, he actually wants the gun that was lost after Year 1 and never brought back in Year 2 or 3, the Pocket Infinity. I'm calling it now, this is totally what the story of Destiny 2 will be. I can't believe I wrote all of this just for a stupid pun on Pocket Infinity. Edit: Now that I think about it, this really isn't a pun at all, lol.[/spoiler]

LDR 5001 Long Distance Relationship standard distance for a restraining order is 5000 feet

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You cant handle the TRUTH!

You get the first curse. I get the last word.

What are you doing today? I'm gonna go pre-order Destiny 2. Well you've got quite a [b]Cold Heart[/b] doing that. Why, I've heard it's some [b]Sweet Business[/b].... I love my job...

A friend and I love racing, I asked him, "what are you gonna do today?", He replied with, "Imago Loop around the track for awhile". He also likes to steals things, he stole our neighbor, named praydeth, timepiece some sort of watch, praydeth had to get his revenge somehow, he found a judge that gave their verdict that the timepiece had to be returned. Here's another gun joke [spoiler] Exotic Khvostov[/spoiler]

Other guardians always tell me there's [b]no land beyond [/b] Old Russia

She was angry at me so I gave her the [b][i][u]Sweet Business[/u][/i][/b]

When the man stuck his sword inside her it was like a young wolfs howl ;)))))) I know it's a sword not a gun but come on it's good.... am I right? Am I right or am I right?

Some people say viper is a troll, but I respect the fact that he [b][i]does not bow[/i][/b] to society's demands for him to get a job or a girlfriend.

I'm trying to talk to this girl I like, but I don't have a good [b][i]ice breaker[/i][/b].