There is no excuse for cheating. I have never and would never cheat.
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What about last week when your girl was out of town and you came over?
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Shut up! It's daddy you sh1thead. Where's my bourbon? [spoiler]bonus points for you if you can name that movie.[/spoiler]
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Ha. Right. Old ass movie man. Is it Velvet or something like that
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Close enough! Blue Velvet.
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Awesome
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I'm not saying cheating is okay I'm not saying that I'm just saying what goes on in the male brain. This post was kinda stating facts and was a bit of a joke based on facts.
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My brain thankfully works differently than most men. Complements of a tumor.
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Is that a joke I can't tell
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Nope.
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Oh, sorry
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NP. Those urges normal guys seem consumed by makes them do stupid shit.
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The tumor lowered testosterone levels in my late teens. So I'm not so driven by those urges.
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Oh. Damn.
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It also gave me a much more youthful look. People recently guessed my age to be no more than 25. I'm 32.