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Edited by Specialist Feature: 5/22/2017 5:33:13 AM
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How to make your Titan the faster player.

So Titans without silly skates are by far slower than hunters and some warlocks. However, my Titan won't let that stop him! Simply perform this exercise performance and boom! Instant results! [i]Now here's what you gotta do: [/i] -Enter Crucible. The rush of action will get your blood pumpin', and there are times to practice by having to flee from a blade dancer or something. -Begin bending your knees up and down and repeat. Get those hips & legs working and that blood pumping! -Feel the sensation yet? Make sure your shoulder charge is ready! Begin dashing and running around. -See an enemy? That's your goal point. Finish your dash, crashing in full of energy for full effect! -Your amazing workout just made that poor hunter's stick legs crumble out of intimidation. He's down for the count! -We need to help this poor guy. I know! Share what you've learned from this guide to this Hunter! Make those stick legs into...I dunno, meaty sticks! -Show him while he's down how to do it. Knees up and down and up and down. -Great job! -That hunter just came back and bashed you down, he must've came back so excited he bumped into ya! Look, he's doing the exercise perfectly! -This exercise will become a healthy sensation! [spoiler]-This just in, my workout guide is being recalled because of the surprising burst of sodium chloride in users' bodies. An unexpected side effect, but no worries! My new guide fixes that! Simply do an expression of your choosing and just do as I sa-[/spoiler]
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