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5/24/2017 9:33:12 AM
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Someone found me on their porch.

They fed me but they say they already have too many pets. They keep petting me. Wat do?
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  • Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material... But memeing isn't all Rick Rolls and pepes, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a #OffTopic memester? To join those esteemed shitposter ranks? To call yourself a member of #OffTopic? Shitposting takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class shitposters - I mean the big guys, like timmys4threich and God - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to shitpost that next top-shelf meme. And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that meme fails. Someone downvotes it, or says it's "2edgy4me," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at #Destiny. The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :). It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in MS paint, some dumbass at #OffTopic has a shit meme or some shit that a million different Stonebrixx-wannabes will build a million different replicas to. Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive. See you on the boards...[

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  • You'll have to start gaining a little territory for yourself. I recommend pissing on everything until you are challenged.

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    • Eliminate the others...

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    • Be a bro.

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    • Pet them back.

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    • Fre sha voca do

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