I can't keep it because my family thinks he is too old for his role. It's a little whiny and we think somebody dumped him at our house. I've been petting it and it keeps telling me "pizza time" and we are getting it some dancing lessons. What else should I do? Nobody has came looking for it yet.
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Order Chinese food, and feed it.
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If the internet has taught me anything it's that you must sleep with them
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Jew him
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Ask him if it's an XL sausage za
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Eat it
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Edited by Sturm with no Drang: 5/25/2017 11:02:34 PMPay him in references.
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Go web! Flyyyyyy!
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https://youtu.be/pdQ0hMBNp6I
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give good succ
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Edited by blade329: 5/25/2017 3:19:08 PMThe only person I want showing up on my porch is..........Iskra Lawrence.
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If he has not brought pizza for all the Sith we execute him. Then demand we get pizza. [spoiler]Sith day comes one time of year. Extra special evil day. [/spoiler]
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*plays spiderman 2 pizza theme*
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Wise men say forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza.
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Poop on it before paying and say "I didn't order sausage" Good ol drawn together
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1st does he have pizza or is he just dressed as a pizza man 2nd if he has pizza pay him for it and give him a tip assuming you live in the US if he doesn't have a pizza slam the door in his face and ignore him (if he doesn't have pizza don't go onto step 3) 3rd grab the pizza from him slam the door in his face and eat said pizza
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Beat him to death with a plastic fork and then eat the pizza
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"Keep the change you filthy animal."
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Pizza time
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Are you sure that it's not a ninja turtle dressed in disguise? [spoiler][b][i][u]KUPO!!!™[/u][/i][/b][/spoiler]
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Pizza time.
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Tip him.
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Make him give you pizza
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Thanks 4 trending
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Fre sha voca do