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Edited by Disciple Gizmo:
5/23/2017 2:31:43 PM
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Storyline of Destiny 2
Gary, once a member of the senior citizen mutant activist turtles, is astonishingly hungry. Not being able to find any healthy food for his lean lifestyle, he searches the galaxy for some fresh vegetation. Gary soon discovers earth, and sees a big white globe in the sky floating above it. He's all like: "woh, let's go thar." So they do, and then the evil, evil people of Earth start shooting at him. Zavala tells your guardian to fite, so you fite and kill some turtles. Then Cayde, known for his bland and uninteresting personality assesses the situation seriously. Your guardian fights until you stumble upon an wounded innocent turtle looking for food. He tells you he is hungry, and then you realize that the vanguards are instilling a corrupt, nativist agenda in all the people. Then you realize who's doing it. Cayde. You know it's him. So you team up with the turtles and fight against racism! You tell Cayde to stop being literally hitler, and he shoots guns. You get hurt, the turtles get hurt. Then the fun loving Zavala jumps in and guns down Cayde. You wins. There is only one thing you can do. You go up to Gary, and you give him that piece of celery you have. Your guardian then gets married happily to Gary and has 3 children and a dog. And you live happily ever after. The End.
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#Destiny
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2 RepliesHeh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material... But memeing isn't all Rick Rolls and pepes, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a #OffTopic memester? To join those esteemed shitposter ranks? To call yourself a member of #OffTopic? Shitposting takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class shitposters - I mean the big guys, like timmys4threich and God - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to shitpost that next top-shelf meme. And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that meme fails. Someone downvotes it, or says it's "2edgy4me," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at #Destiny. The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :). It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in MS paint, some kid at #OffTopic has a shit meme or some shit that a million different Døøb-wannabes will build a million different replicas to. Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive. See you on the boards...
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Bump! [spoiler][b][i][u]KUPO!!!™[/u][/i][/b][/spoiler]
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What a wonderful story.
