[b]Boss:[/b] May I ask why you only listed trials carry on your resume and nothing else but your name?
[b]F#$%_a_realjob_osiris_all_day:[/b] B...because I feel like that one job shows real leadership skills and that I have the ability to car...
[b]Boss:[/b] Let me stop you right there....sigh......You're applying for a.....this is a custodial position. You would have been better off coming in here without a resume. Especially one as....[i]clears throat[/i] terrible as this
[b]F#$%_a_realjob_osiris_all_day:[/b] May I say something? If you look, on Trials report you can see that I..
[b]Boss:[/b] Let me stop you again. I have to take this fake phone call. Yeah...No I'm not doing anything......You think that's funny this idiot walks into my office trying to get a job....and get this...he thinks trials of osiris is a real -blam!-ing job!! XD.
[b]F#$%_a_realjob_osiris_all_day:[/b] uhh...sir
[b]Boss: [/b]Just a sec Vance.
[b]Boss:[/b] Yeah...yeah the guy is still here...yeah he is sitting right in front of me.... what do ya mean what he, he looks like a douche. Yeah...yeah....yeah....NOOOO...yeah..yeah...yeah...ok....TTYL. bye [i]click[/i]. lol hoooo [i]wipes tear from his eye[/i] So where were we?
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F#$%_a_realjob_osiris_all_day:[/b] -_-...[i]Stands up and walks out. Slams door[/i]
[b]Boss:[/b]..THE POSITION HAS BEEN...TAKEN.....douche
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Edited by MrKoolLawyer: 5/7/2017 5:46:28 AMROTFLMAO XD. I'm dead. Vance is brother Vance? omg I haven't lol in so long. Edit:[quote]Yeah...yeah....yeah....NOOOO...yeah..yeah...yeah[/quote] Lost it right there lol
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Yes, Vance is Vance