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Edited by Sage 13: 4/28/2016 7:15:37 AM
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One Shot Ted has Become Legend in Destiny

Come on, we've all seen this coming. I'm sure most people believe that One Shot Ted is a legend, and has all of the makings to be a great Destiny Player. If you don't think he has the qualifications, here are just some of the epic, noble deeds he has done in this great experience that is Destiny. One Shot Ted has joined the ranks of SmoggyPluto as a legend in the game of Destiny. • One Shot Ted started the game at Level 40, back when the cap was 20 • You're led to believe that the Fallen were running away from the Darkness, but they were running away from One Shot Ted • When Time's Vengeance activates, you gain the power of all the One Shot Teds through every moment in time • One Shot Ted can sync all three plates and solo the spire, and when Gorgons look him, they're erased from existence. • Sword Logic was originally created by One Shot Ted, since he is the most powerful force in the universe and is able to consistently prove it • A fist-fight between One Shot Ted and Randall would cause fractures in the universe and the space-time continuum • One Shot Ted doesn't receive donations, people actually pay to watch him stream • One Shot Ted once final rounded Shesmynerd with an Icebreaker • One Shot Ted is the only one who can wear Oryx's ass like a hat after defeating him with a Y2, pre-nerf, 336-light Gjallarhorn • One Shot Ted is the only one who can use a Fist of Havoc on one person, and people won't complain on the forums calling it a Fist of Panic • One Shot Ted created the walkthrough that helped SmoggyPluto solo Xylar, the Timeless • The Queen is actually safe and alive. She's at One Shot Ted's summer home in the Last City • One Shot Ted could tell you of the terrible things that have happened, but he won't, cause he prevented them. He also has plenty of time to explain. • One Shot Ted never has back problems because he doesn't carry. He just helps you realize your true potential. • Xur does not have a will of his own. His will is that of One Shot Ted. • Master Chief's design was originally inspired by One Shot Ted • You can't teabag One Shot Ted. To do that, you'd actually have to kill him first. • One Shot Ted is a secret character in Mario Kart, and his sparrow is very OP. • One Shot Ted once woke the Hive, but when they saw him they went to sleep permanently • The Architects don't kill Ted. They just build new ways for him to live. • He's just an overall badass. What did you expect? He's One Shot Ted. It comes with the title. And that is just a tiny fraction of One Shot Ted's miraculous legends. By now, you've surely heard more of his deeds in Destiny, so you'll begin to understand why he's the Guardian we deserve, & the one we need. He's a silent protector. A watchful Guardian. A Light Knight.

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