I be up in 10th grade, so dis may be not a god damn thang mo' than a high school injustice but I still want foreign input. I be up in AP ghetto history dis year, n' all dem classes ago we was assigned ta write a essay comparin tha fall of tha mongol n' Ottoman empires. To dem playas whoz ass is unaware, we is only given 35 minutes ta straight-up formulate n' create dis essay. Mine was pimpin. I name dropped at least 6 leadaz of either empire, referenced ghetto events fo' they respectizzle time periods, yada yada yada. At tha end of tha dizzle it didn't matter, cuz while he (my mackdaddy) was gradin them, a plethora of mad salty AP muthafathas emailed his ass complainin bout how tha -blam!- they dumbass lil playas had low grades up in tha class yo. Dude decided ta make dem aiiight n' just give mah playas a gangbangin' freebie 98 on tha essay, if they had gotten less than a 98. I ended up straight-up EARNING a 100 on dis essay. When I heard bout how tha -blam!- he just gave mah playas a 98 I was a lil peeved yo, but I was fine wit dat shit. But then todizzle, he axed our asses all ta read our essays aloud up in front of tha class. Oh dear god. Y'all KNOW dat shit, mutha-blam!-a! Da retardation. Da essays mah peers freestyled was AWFUL. Right back up in yo mutha-blam!-in ass. Save a handful of pretty phat ones yo, but none as phat as mine fo' realz. And now I was pissed cuz he gave dumbasses whoz ass related Christopher Columbus ta tha Mongols a 98. Am I up in mah right Mind ta he mad, biatch? Because all tha lil playas up in mah class don't be thinkin so. TL;DR: I freestyled a phat essay n' lil playas freestyled shiznit essays but tha mackdaddy gave mah playas a 98 anyway. Update: I do sound like a supa douche tha way I freestyled dis but I was pretty pissed. Y'all KNOW dat shit, mutha-blam!-a! Also I had just gotten a 3/7 on mah last essay so his ass decided ta hand up freebies on dis one just straight-up gots under mah skin.