I do Tower carries every weekend.
For $5 I'll hang out with you at the Tower for 30 min, so you look like you have friends.
Waves, emotes, tbags and running around in cyrcles are included.
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For fuk sakes this is a good one. Lol
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I do flawless carries on Twitch for free every weekday. Win rate for successful trips to Rahool is 99%. That's only because we got matched up against a stacked team of error codes who ended up Ddos'ing us when we started winning. Theiyr're PSNs were Beaver, Beetle, and Weasel. Everybody report these sweaty tryhards before this post gets taken down.
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Does it include dental? I can't stand around no tower without free dental :(
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Pfft.... I do start screen carries bruh. Get on muh level boi...
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How much for 45 min?...
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What do we get for ten dollars?
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Me love you loonnngg tttiiimmmeee.
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Every...Ting...You...Want
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Bargain. Cheques in the mail
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Thank you. I love helping the community as long as subtly I get paid to do it :)
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But of course my good man!
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Edited by Sixty: 3/17/2017 5:37:24 PMI need this[spoiler]lol if only[/spoiler]
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You win the internet today in my eyes
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Only if you can get me on top of the vault.
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Can you do a deal if i want 3 hours of friendship?
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Sure. Pledge $50 to my Patreon and you get the full friendship deal every month.
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Okay and that includes dancing right? I need a dance partner. My old one kept stepping on my boots
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The dancing is spectacular, sir. Just spectacular. :) I have all the emotes ever released. Not because I agree with and support the microtransaction system in Destiny, but because I bought $5000 in Silver to test and show how unfair the system is, for my Youtube channel. I actually bought that Silver under protest and Activision knows it.
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You must make a pretty nice salary or keep a humble standard of living. I want to see this video XD
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#epic
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Edited by touscow: 3/17/2017 3:43:45 PMHey i would like to hire your services For someone else of course I have tons of friends.... please love me