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Edited by nacho_otter: 3/14/2017 1:44:17 AM
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Awesome dude. The first time through the vault is all of the following things in order: Amazing Shit, shit, shit...minotaur Ok spire has formed. Wait guys i want that chest Where the phuck are we going? Holy shit this place is huge! We have to jump down there? These oracles are pretty Wipe Wipe Ok, im no longer drawn to their beauty Wipe Ok, sorry guys, last time Holy vexin shit there is a lot them Hey, whats this green shit? Guys, dont touch the green shit, it kills you Thats one big ass hydra Wtf is this bubble Guardian down Hey guys, rockets dont work in the bubble. Ok hes dead Wtf is Fatebringer? We have to jump down all that? Wtf are these assholes? Gorgons focus... Oh shit! Wipe Wipe How the phuck do we get outta here? Hey guys over here! Gorgons focus... Shit!! Wipe Wipe Ok we're through Wtf is this shit? They disappear! Alright everyone, follow me Wipe Wipe Ok someone jump to that ledge I got it Guardian down x4 This ledge looks sketchy Just go around it Guardian down Godamnit!! Wipe. Ok jump around the ledge Wow, everything is so peaceful in here That hydra seems chill Oh shit, whats going on? Hey lets all go through this portal What the hell is this crap? Wipe Wipe Wipe Wipe Ok, we all cant go through the same one Yeah, f that shit.. Ok, we both have the relic and are coming out Cool Holy shit! These minotaurs are wearing toliet seats and they're pissed off Protect that thing in the middle. Ok, we got it Hey guys, this music is alluding to some serious shit Holy -blam!- wtf is that? Run through there Where the hell are we? Wtf, this hydra is back, yeah hes over here too. Im gonna kick his ass Wipe Wipe Wipe Ok, we need to grab the relic and bring him down. We cant get out!!! Wipe Wipe Standing in this circle makes the walls go up,like in the beginning Ok, guys this is just like the beginning Oh phuck this is not like the beginning!!! Alright good job guys Hey guys, that music is ba... Holy ass look at that bastard!!! Jesus, this is it.. Ok, stand in the middle so those walls go up Godamnit the portals are open Omg theyre back Guardian down Godamnit Todd, stop eye screwing the oracles My bad, they're so pretty though Todd, knock it off Guys shoot the oracles I cant see shit, it says i need to cleanse You have succomb to oracles You have succomb to oracles You have succomb to oracles You have succom.....you know the rest Holy shit we made it Where the -blam!- are we going? Go to this middle spot Ok, im doing the shield thing Shoot the -blam!- outta him Oh crap, time is up Guardian down x6 Wipe Wipe Wipe Ok, we need to jump outta here sooner Aw man, these godamn bubbles again, shit We got this Ok, shoot the oracles! Is Todd in here? Godamnit, i hope not Todd- no dudes, im out here shooting the floating geometry guys Ok good Dont -blam!-ing die Todd!!! Ok we are coming out Im gonna pop weapons of light back here Ok cool that might help Weapons of light help Ok guys hes almost dead Dont -blam!- it up Todd! Holy shit, we did it!!!! Todd- i just got a ghally and vex mythoclast Godamnit Todd. Total raid time elasped: 9hrs 26 minutes.
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  • I might a bit late to this comment, but great job! I Lol'd! The problems I had that I had no idea about, were: 1. The exploding Harpies 2. THAT LEDGE!! Yes! XD 3. The Toilet seat Minotaurs? LOL Thanks for the laughs!

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  • Glad you enjoyed it dude. Lets hope next week the vault is even more fun

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  • Omg my first run to a T. Lmfao

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  • Accurate

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  • That's a perfect description of every bodies first run at VoG.

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  • Dude. You win the interwebs. This perfectly describes my first vog hard run.

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  • Thanks dude. Lets hope the updated version is even crazier

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  • Haha, the accuracy!

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  • This man knows! Worse still, Todd doesn't use an exotic heavy because he uses suros regime and proceeds to shard it... #RageQuit

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  • Good post, oh the memories. Every group has a Todd. Not always the same person. Sometimes I was Todd lol. Especially when first running VoG.

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  • Holy shit.. you got more likes than the original post.

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  • [quote]Awesome dude. The first time through the vault is all of the following things in order: Amazing Shit, shit, shit...minotaur Ok spire has formed. Wait guys i want that chest Where the phuck are we going? Holy shit this place is huge! We have to jump down there? These oracles are pretty Wipe Wipe Ok, im no longer drawn to their beauty Wipe Ok, sorry guys, last time Holy vexin shit there is a lot them Hey, whats this green shit? Guys, dont touch the green shit, it kills you Thats one big ass hydra Wtf is this bubble Guardian down Hey guys, rockets dont work in the bubble. Ok hes dead Wtf is Fatebringer? We have to jump down all that? Wtf are these assholes? Gorgons focus... Oh shit! Wipe Wipe How the phuck do we get outta here? Hey guys over here! Gorgons focus... Shit!! Wipe Wipe Ok we're through Wtf is this shit? They disappear! Alright everyone, follow me Wipe Wipe Ok someone jump to that ledge I got it Guardian down x4 This ledge looks sketchy Just go around it Guardian down Godamnit!! Wipe. Ok jump around the ledge Wow, everything is so peaceful in here That hydra seems chill Oh shit, whats going on? Hey lets all go through this portal What the hell is this crap? Wipe Wipe Wipe Wipe Ok, we all cant go through the same one Yeah, f that shit.. Ok, we both have the relic and are coming out Cool Holy shit! These minotaurs are wearing toliet seats and they're pissed off Protect that thing in the middle. Ok, we got it Hey guys, this music is alluding to some serious shit Holy -blam!- wtf is that? Run through there Where the hell are we? Wtf, this hydra is back, yeah hes over here too. Im gonna kick his ass Wipe Wipe Wipe Ok, we need to grab the relic and bring him down. We cant get out!!! Wipe Wipe Standing in this circle makes the walls go up,like in the beginning Ok, guys this is just like the beginning Oh phuck this is not like the beginning!!! Alright good job guys Hey guys, that music is ba... Holy ass look at that bastard!!! Jesus, this is it.. Ok, stand in the middle so those walls go up Godamnit the portals are open Omg theyre back Guardian down Godamnit Todd, stop eye screwing the oracles My bad, they're so pretty though Todd, knock it off Guys shoot the oracles I cant see shit, it says i need to cleanse You have succomb to oracles You have succomb to oracles You have succomb to oracles You have succom.....you know the rest Holy shit we made it Where the -blam!- are we going? Go to this middle spot Ok, im doing the shield thing Shoot the -blam!- outta him Oh crap, time is up Guardian down x6 Wipe Wipe Wipe Ok, we need to jump outta here sooner Aw man, these godamn bubbles again, shit We got this Ok, shoot the oracles! Is Todd in here? Godamnit, i hope not Todd- no dudes, im out here shooting the floating geometry guys Ok good Dont -blam!-ing die Todd!!! Ok we are coming out Im gonna pop weapons of light back here Ok cool that might help Weapons of light help Ok guys hes almost dead Dont -blam!- it up Todd! Holy shit, we did it!!!! Todd- i just got a ghally and vex mythoclast Godamnit Todd. Total raid time elasped: 9hrs 26 minutes.[/quote] This is too true. Thanks for the memories man!

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  • Ha ha ha! OMG man, you captured my first raid perfectly! I was dying laughing at work - great memories! Thanks for posting!

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  • Thanks man, glad you liked it. Someday i might do one for Crota

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  • LMAO! Love it! So many memories!

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  • Lmao, reminds me of my early runs. Good job!

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  • Edited by goldstarlestelle: 3/14/2017 9:41:12 PM
    Reading that story puts me on par with watching videos..hell yea. When I go to LFG to do the VoG raid the first time. I'll type in. "New to raid but I have read nocho otter's VoG memoirs.

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  • Haha, never let this post die...it shall survive time for all who have entered the vault to see

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  • Reminds me of my first time doing the Vault but I kept being called Kindergaurdian since I was new at the time

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  • rofl - 100% spot on! :)

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  • Like it

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  • Pretty close how my first time through Except we did all that in about a hour On my primary gt I haven't done a raid on this gt

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  • [quote]Holy shit! These minotaurs are wearing toliet seats and they're pissed off[/quote] Ahahahahahahaha! That had me ROLLING. Best part of an epically great post! 😂😂😂

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  • Thanks dude. Glad you enjoyed it

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  • Epic story! Gave me shivers as well as flash backs of the good old days.

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