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You've been beaten up by a smooth criminal. What do you do?

A rather dashing young man viciously beat you and stole your wallet. You would've stopped him but you were so entranced by his charming smile. You also couldn't help but give him your number. It's all over now, Annie. What do you plan to do?
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  • Moonwalk to Annie, and ask if she's ok. Then I'll confront the Smooth Criminal and Beat It until I confront the Man in the Mirror, then I'll Remember the Time.

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    • Start asking Annie if she's ok [spoiler]Annie are you ok! Are you ok Annie?[/spoiler]

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      • Scrub the bleach off of his skin.

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      • You've been struck by a 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          Thank Alien Ant Farm for making that song sound good, that is what I do.

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        • I beat it

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        • I stop being a special snowflake and pull out my revolver, promptly firing five rounds into his chest and head.

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          • "No Micheal I'm not ok, I just got -blam!-ing mugged" 😭

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          • Shoot him

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          • Answer Michael Jackson. He won't stop calling me Annie & asking me if I'm okay.

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          • Annie you ok you ok you ok you ok annie.

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            I take his face and just Beat It

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          • Check if Annie is okay and ask her if it was the same Smooth Criminal.

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          • Are you sure it wasn't his own crotch he was beating?

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          • 404 error-0 g lean not found

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          • Dundundundundundun dundun dundundundun dundundundundun dundun

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          • Moonwalk with him.

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          • Follow him in appreciation for 2 seasons.

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            • Favorite michael Jackson track

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            • Masterb8

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            • Ask him to come do the same + some extra again next time. Maybe ask him to tone down the beating a bit.

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              • Start playing destiny and give kids cancer with my god roll matador and taliloc

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              • Edited by An Ex-Guardian: 2/23/2017 9:19:38 PM
                Tell them I'M BAD!!! I'M BAD!!!

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              • Tell em to just beat it, or ask em to a thriller where they pay sense I'm now broke

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              • Send in the thugs from Moonwalker.

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              • [quote]A rather dashing young man viciously beat you and stole your wallet. You would've stopped him but you were so entranced by his charming smile. You also couldn't help but give him your number. It's all over now, Annie. What do you plan to do?[/quote] -blam!- em in the Arse

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