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Edited by SirNicolasCage:
2/19/2017 7:06:29 PM
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HOW TO SHUT DOWN NO LAND BEYOND
If you're getting mad at no land, follow these tips to victory. First step is do not engage for any reason beyond 10 meters unless they are absolute. If they're running no land, they're either practicing to become a sniper_Xxgod or they already are one and you will lose. 2nd step is to run a sidearm and a jade rabbit. You will rarely use the jade rabbit unless you're feeling confident that you can get the jump on them and they don't have a clear shot. Next, you want to literally sit back and wait for them. Don't even Fire a shot until they make a move on you. Use your grenades over and over and over. The goal here is to piss them off more than they can piss you off. People make mistakes when they get pissed. If you kill them, be sure to teabag because it gets them even more pissed and less focused on anything but killing you personally. I have personally won plenty of matches by teabagging the best player over and over, and he forgets about the objective and only comes after me. If you don't feel comfortable about this, just message them a couple times in the match saying "hey". It will grind their gears. The way you have to kill them is by using your grenades and making them engage you with their secondary which is probably a sidearm. This is where you simply have to outplay them. They may try to quick scope with no land and it's difficult at close range for most people. But ordinarily they will pull out the sidearm. It's hard sometimes, but it's the only way. Be smart and avoid them at all costs until they're dead and it's time to teabag. Literally run away from them if you have to. They will begin to feel a sense of urgency to get some kills and they will make hasty mistakes. Trust me they will get impatient. The only people who run no land are impatient mlg turds, and trust me they don't like to be patient. They're trying to get kills for their latest mlg sniper montage. Good luck
Edit: no land beyond users also probably vape, so you'll want to apply this strategy to them in real life as well and completely avoid them.
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It's disturbing how many people don't recognize humor.
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2 RepliesOr, don't stand in the line of fire?
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4 RepliesNot reading it. In my opinion just strafe, if you stand still to shoot you are going to ne domed. Its that simple. Flinch keeps NLB vertical, if you add horizontal movement you are much harder to hit (actually requires skill).
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4 RepliesEasiest way is to get off couch, walk to console, push off button...profit. My kd has never been positive as I hate pvp but I'm sure in a week it will be godly.
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Pew pew
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1 ReplyEhh just get close and sticky grenade them. You'll probably trade with their sidearm, but you took them out
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1 ReplyMehhh. I found it is better to just rush them with whatever you got. Played a match yesterday where my team of randoms tried to counter snipe a full team of nlbs. We got destroyed. The very next match I went in with double melee, double fusion sunsinger and got lucky with two shoulder charging strikers. We punched and shoulder charged them into quitting the match halfway through. If your team can put enough pressure on the opposing team you will win or at the very least you force the opponent to change their loadout. Passive play just gives NLB and other snipers an environment to work in.
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Lol funny read. Ty
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[quote] Edit: no land beyond users also probably vape, so you'll want to apply this strategy to them in real life as well and completely avoid them.[/quote] lmao, how you know?
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Or don't challenge sniper lanes that often, or outsnipe them, or try flanking
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2 RepliesYour edit made me laugh.
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hahahahahaha This is great, thank you thank you thank you. I especially like the vape edit at the end hahahahahaha best post iv'e read all day. I'm not a fan of bagging but still great read.
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LOL entertaining post! Good one!
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21 Replies[quote]If you're getting mad at no land, follow these tips to victory. First step is do not engage for any reason beyond 10 meters unless they are absolute. If they're running no land, they're either practicing to become a sniper_Xxgod or they already are one and you will lose. 2nd step is to run a sidearm and a jade rabbit. You will rarely use the jade rabbit unless you're feeling confident that you can get the jump on them and they don't have a clear shot. Next, you want to literally sit back and wait for them. Don't even Fire a shot until they make a move on you. Use your grenades over and over and over. The goal here is to piss them off more than they can piss you off. People make mistakes when they get pissed. If you kill them, be sure to teabag because it gets them even more pissed and less focused on anything but killing you personally. I have personally won plenty of matches by teabagging the best player over and over, and he forgets about the objective and only comes after me. If you don't feel comfortable about this, just message them a couple times in the match saying "hey". It will grind their gears. The way you have to kill them is by using your grenades and making them engage you with their secondary which is probably a sidearm. This is where you simply have to outplay them. They may try to quick scope with no land and it's difficult at close range for most people. But ordinarily they will pull out the sidearm. It's hard sometimes, but it's the only way. Be smart and avoid them at all costs until they're dead and it's time to teabag. Literally run away from them if you have to. They will begin to feel a sense of urgency to get some kills and they will make hasty mistakes. Trust me they will get impatient. The only people who run no land are impatient mlg turds, and trust me they don't like to be patient. They're trying to get kills for their latest mlg sniper montage. Good luck Edit: no land beyond users also probably vape, so you'll want to apply this strategy to them in real life as well and completely avoid them.[/quote] Or pull out a scout with HCR and obliterate them.
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1 ReplyIf only Universal Remote was half as useful as NLB.
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3 RepliesEdited by blade329: 2/21/2017 7:02:12 AMThat's some good stuff. It definitely can be countered. I've done it. Still, the players around here don't want to hear this. The want the fast/easy "fix", which is to have Bungie come to their rescue with the Nerf Hammer. Next, they will probably want safe spaces and therapy puppies in the Crucible to calm them. Snowflakes, the lot of them.
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1 ReplyEdited by Black_Widow503: 2/20/2017 8:46:59 PMHow to counter NLB camping skorris teams= GRENADES and patience! Especially stickies! Why do so many people suck at logic?! 🙊
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1 Reply#goteeeeeeem
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1 ReplyStep 1 ...[spoiler]You shoot them[/spoiler] Step 2 ...[spoiler]You move[/spoiler] Step 3 ...[spoiler]You don't play destiny[/spoiler]
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WHAA--WHAAA-WHAAA!!
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3 headshots from cocytus sr4 does it.
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You could also bum rush them and melee like your life depends on it. It works for me most of the time. Use shadestep, blink, or twilight garrison and serpentine. It drives them crazy.
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That was absolutely hilarious.
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2 RepliesSo when NLB gets broken over their knees how about we just sit around and drink water until we need to use the
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1 ReplyYou know a weapon is balanced when it takes an entire post to explain how to counter it. Just give it some flinch like every other weapon in the game and we wouldn't have to worry about its overpowered bullshit.
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1 ReplyYeah I don't have Jade where I play, guess I'll keep asking for it to get nerfed like everything else did.
